I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. Everyone else is a plebeian poser who offensively mischaracterizes D'Void slash Doctor Animo as a villainous self-obsessed goofball jerkwaste. I married him on the Astral Plane. Therefore, I am the best fan. Everyone else is a hypocrite who has never watched the show. I should probably throw in a bratty "Don't like, don't read!" for good measure.
Handy Manny came up to the random unspecified jail cell and opened up the door, revealing D'Void, AKA Doctor Animo, but we'll continue to call him D'Void after his resulting defeat because D'Void is way more sexy. And writing like this is too hard, so we'll beige it up something awful while maintaining that we're the best writer ever, everyone else is a hater, see ya later, alligator. Manny gave him an angry face and spoke his hilariously typical line of dialogue that usually included the words "enslaving everyone in the Null Void." We should make a bingo card game for this.
"Thinking up new dialogue is hard," Manny yelled. "It's fucking hard, okay?" He slammed the door. "And are you ever gonna put down those fucking Mary Sues?"
Doctor D'Void was clutching his ugly baby Mary Sue Null Guardians tightly. "NO!" he asserted.
The Sues sobbed hysterically. Like always.
"They need foods. And attention! I can't ever not give them attention. That's how Sues work! They're just always there, having to get attention, warping the canon characters out of character, engaging in stupid fluff or romance scenarios," D'Void explained angrily while twitching like a meth addict. "Look, I don't make the rules! The Suethor does."
Helen's incredibly female ovaries thrummed in a shower of baby-obsessed frenetic motherly energy. "I'LL GET THEM WHATEVER THEY DESIRE, THOSE LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIES, WITH THEIR INCESSANT WHINY SHRIEKING NOISES!"
She sped away. Seconds later she returned with some Chinese take out. She handed it to D'Void, who snatched it away.
"Gimme! I'm still evil, see? I'm in character," D'Void-i-mo said. He selflessly gave it to his hungry Sue babies and contently watched them be all stupidly adorable and junk.
"AW, WHAT A LOVING GUY, THAT ANIMO, I MEAN, D'VOID, IS. HE'S SO VERY FATHERLY! KIND AND CONCERNED AND CARING AND SELFLESS," Helen announced very loudly, so everyone could clearly understand that piece of heavily imagined logic. She began to cry. "HE'S SO NICE TO HIS ADOPTIVE ANIMAL FAMILY!" She pulled out a tissue and blew her nonexistent nose into it. "SO SELFLESS, SO SACRIFICING! JUST LIKE IN THE CANON!" She blew her nose harder, trying not to blow her lines along with it by laughing.
"This is all you get from this story," said Manny. "Yeah, D'Void's a nice, sweet, kind, caring, selfless, fatherly kind of guy." There was a beat. "In another universe!" He opened the door and slammed it again.
"I like to call it the WEEBOOVERSE," Doctor Animo said. "It's where all the self-insert romance or yaoi obsessed weeaboos' violent mischaracterizations stem from, thanks to the Draco In Leather Pants-ing of their favorite purely aesthetic based love for random white male dick based villains. This is the universe in which they collect and rot, with the stink of a billion Rafflesia."
And then, unexpectedly, Ben showed up.
"Hey, what did I miss?" he asked. He sucked on the straw of a half empty smoothie cup obnoxiously loud.
"NOTHING!" everyone responded.
Same old, same old.
The END