Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Link's got a boner,
Pointed at you!
A glint in his eyes,
A smile on his face,
He wants to fuck you,
In every space.
Be it an entrance,
An exit or both,
He'll find a home,
For his hardened growth.
A feeling of love,
Empowered by lust,
Is causing his muscles,
To violently thrust.
You'll feel ashamed,
By the time he is finished,
And your self asteem,
Will have surely diminished.
But all is not lost,
For the man is not cruel,
He won't leave you naked,
In the plains of Hyrule.
He might call again,
But don't count on it,
Unless he's really hard,
And gagging for clit.
Upon which he'll call,
And you'll feel like trash,
But despite that feeling,
You'll open your gash.
After hours of pleasure,
He'll get off the floor,
Put on his green tunic,
And head for the door.
Considering he's done,
He'll depart once more,
For good ol' Link,
Is nowt but a whore!
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For those of you that don't know, "nowt" is slang for Nothing.
Just thought I should add this to clear up any misunderstandings.
With that it mind, please comment on what you think!
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