The Tarded Adventures of BK
Part one of Crack'n'at
This is supposed to be funny and stupid, so Flames accepted.
Disclaimer: We do not own Twilight, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, or Winnie the Pooh. But Katrina put Twilight on her wish list for x-mas, and I put Danny Phantom. Muahahahahahahahahaha
Brandi: Katrina.
Katrina: woooo!!
Brandi: Katrina listen to meh!
Katrina: I cant I gots a cookie in meh mouf!!!
Brandi: (Raises Eyebrow) Mouf?????
Katrina: yeah! its hard to talk with your mouth full!
Brandi: Katrina, what are you doing with that butcher knife? AHHHHHH KATRINA DONT KILL MEH!!! (breaks down crying)
Katrina: Brandi. im going to kill your obsession!
Brandi: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Runs to shield Danny)
Danny: What the hell is going on here?
Brandi: Katrina is on a sugar high, she wants to kill you!!
Danny: No! Don't hurt me!!!! (Cowers)
Katrina: mwahahahah! *Throws a chicken at Brandi's face* haha!
Brandi&Danny: WTF Katrina!
Katrina: IM AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Emmett: WFT! Katrina were you eating m&m cookies again?!?
Katrina: Maaybee. *Innocent face*
Brandi: (With flame thrower) For trying to Killing Danny, I will torch Emmett!!!!
Katrina: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! You do and i will kill both you AND Danny. and then throw myself off a cliff like dumbass Bella. Emmett, run!!!
Emmett: *already gone* I will come back for you my love!
Brandi: J.K J.K. (Puts Flamethrower Down and then picks up a bottle of rum) Woooooooo!!
Danny: Ah crap, Goin' Ghost! ( Danny becomes Phantom) I will save you later. Sorry. (Flies off)
Katrina: Yeah! Now it's a party! Emmett!
Emmett: yeah?
Katrina: Break out the crack!
Emmett: *gets crack and lights up*
Katrina: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!! LETS GET HIGH, LETS GET HIGH! *singing to lets get loud*
Brandi: Danny! Theys gots the crack! Join us and bring Sam and Tucker this time
Tucker: Crack? (sniffs) WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Sam: Fun stuffs, yeah.
Danny: BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF! (sings to Beer! By Psycostick)
Brandi: YEEEEAAAAAAHHH, go Danny.
Katrina: Emmett! Get ready for meh theme song!
Katrina&Emmett: IM ON A BOAT, IM ON A BOAT, EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE IM SAILIN ON A BOAT!!!!!!
Emmett: YEAH!! We rox da hizzouse!! Give meh five gurl!
Katrina: *slaps him in da face*
Emmett: HEYY! WFT!
Katrina: What? I just high fived your face.
Danny: Brandi?
Brandi: Yes Danny?
Danny: I loves you (Starts making out with Brandi)
Sam: Danny!!! WTF, I loves you more!! (Tries to pull Danny off of Brandi)
Tucker: (whines) What about me!! I wants some love.
Sam: Ah Kay!! (Kisses Tucker)
Harry Potter: *walk into da room along wit Winnie da pooh*
Katrina: WTF!! Its that weirdo nerd kid! And that teddy bear that looks like someone pissed on it!
Emmett: Katrina that's not just any pissed on teddy bear its… Winnie the Pooh! But his name should be Winnie the Piss