Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli are running. Suddenly a dragon appears before them.
"Who are you?" Asks one of the people on the dragon. He looks about halfway between an elf and a man. With him is a female elf and a dwalf.
"Well who are you?" Asks Aragorn.
"Who ARE you?" Asks the man/elf on the dragon.
"Fine, I'm Aragorn." He says grumpily, not liking to have lost the argument.
"But that's MY name" Says Aragorn the man/elf.
"No, it's mine."
"I can't believe you two are squabbling and the fic hasn't even started/ I'm going to clear some stuff up."
"Who in Arda are you?" Yell Aragorn and Gimli, at the same time, Aragorn the man/elf and the other dwarf shout "Who in Alagaesia are you???"
"Eru help me! This is not working. I am the author of the fic."
"You called?" booms an earth-shaking voice. Literally. Everyone except the two elves and the dragon falls over.
"No Eru, that was rhetorical. Go back to writing more verses to the song." Eru begins to mutter distractedly. 'Hmmmm…dum de didy dum…aswoon in overwhelming bliss….enamored of an elvish kiss…"
"Eru, that's the Lay of Leithian. No plagiarism." Says the Author in a most motherly fashion.
"But I'm sick of composing verses!!! This is so much easier!" whines Eru, sounding just like a disgruntled toddler.
"As the creator of the Ainur, shouldn't he be a bit more mature?" Mutters Legolas to Aragorn while the Author chides Eru for his illegal behavior.
"I HEARD that! That's the last straw!!! I am no longer being a character in this fic." Bellows Eru.
"Thank goodness for that! I can finally get on with the blasted story." Eru hears the Author say this just before leaving, and blows a large raspberry in her direction.
Next time, discover the true identity of Aragorn the man/elf, the dragon and their friends (Though you might have already guessed). I really should have told you this time but I'm in a very lazy mood.