How she dumped Jeff Hardy
I don't own anything except Yo (hehehe) someone sent me that letter so its not mine.... But credit goes out to he who made it!
.....nothing... just bored!
~*~
It was already the end of their date; Jeff was walking her to her door.
"I really had fun" Jeff said.
"Uh huh!"
"So I guess I'll call you?"
"No...I'LL call you!" She replied before she went in the house.
~*~
Days Later...
Jeff opened his mailbox. He saw a letter she sent him. He quickly opened it just to be revealed by something that goes like this....
Dear Jeff,
I regret to inform you that you have been
eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right.
As you are probably aware, the competition was
exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified
candidates such as yourself also failed to make
the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file
should an opening become available. So that you may
find better success in your future romantic endeavors,
please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were
disqualified from the competition.
@Your last name is objectionable. I can't
imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting
my children to it.
@Your first name is objectionable. It's just not
something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
@The fact that our dining experiences to date has
left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!
@You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked
you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more
than one about myself.
@Your constant emailing shows me you have TOO
much time on your hands!
@You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck
condition from trying to kiss you.
@You have a hairy back.
@The fact that your house has been condemned reveals an inherent
slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.
@The phrase "My Brother" has popped up far too often in
conversation.
@Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your
wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.
@Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend
lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
@Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a
trait that I am seeking in a long-term partner.
@Your height is out of proportion to your
weight. If you should, however, happen to gain
the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.
@I am out of your league, set your sights lower
next time.
Sincerely,
! Yo !
~*~
I don't really expect any reviews but if you want to, feel free!
I don't own anything except Yo (hehehe) someone sent me that letter so its not mine.... But credit goes out to he who made it!
.....nothing... just bored!
~*~
It was already the end of their date; Jeff was walking her to her door.
"I really had fun" Jeff said.
"Uh huh!"
"So I guess I'll call you?"
"No...I'LL call you!" She replied before she went in the house.
~*~
Days Later...
Jeff opened his mailbox. He saw a letter she sent him. He quickly opened it just to be revealed by something that goes like this....
Dear Jeff,
I regret to inform you that you have been
eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right.
As you are probably aware, the competition was
exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified
candidates such as yourself also failed to make
the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file
should an opening become available. So that you may
find better success in your future romantic endeavors,
please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were
disqualified from the competition.
@Your last name is objectionable. I can't
imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting
my children to it.
@Your first name is objectionable. It's just not
something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
@The fact that our dining experiences to date has
left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!
@You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked
you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more
than one about myself.
@Your constant emailing shows me you have TOO
much time on your hands!
@You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck
condition from trying to kiss you.
@You have a hairy back.
@The fact that your house has been condemned reveals an inherent
slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.
@The phrase "My Brother" has popped up far too often in
conversation.
@Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your
wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.
@Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend
lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
@Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a
trait that I am seeking in a long-term partner.
@Your height is out of proportion to your
weight. If you should, however, happen to gain
the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.
@I am out of your league, set your sights lower
next time.
Sincerely,
! Yo !
~*~
I don't really expect any reviews but if you want to, feel free!