CORPORATE SCUMBAG
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Bischoff:
My name is Eric, I have a dream about Raw,
I'll make Steph sick, because I am the law,
Who cares about Brock? I'll sign The Rock,
He only wins 'cos of Paul E., when Summerslam's over he will call me,
CHORUS:
'Cos I'm just a Corporate Scumbag Baby, Yeah I'm just a Corporate Scumbag Baby,
Watch The Best of Nitro Baby with me, OOHOO HOO HOOOOOOO
Yeah Stacy's with me, come to my show and I promise you'll see her ass if you're in the front row,
DX Crotch chops, low blows and chop blocks,
And don't forget the Body Slam,
Moolah? I don't give a damn about her,
CHORUS
OH YEAH, SCUMBAG, SHE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT HER,
OH YEAH, SCUMBAG, NO, SHE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT HER,
Wow Raw is pure Gold, Monday Night's the one and only,
Lo and behold, Steph's walking over to me,
How much can she take? She should quit for her sake,
Before we get to Summerslam, Oh well I don't give a damn about he-
STEPH:
I've got more of your stars on Smackdown Baby,
Any one of us could still win it Baby,
I'm still a Corporate Scumbag Baby like you, OOHOO HOO HOOOOOOO
OH YEAH, SCUMBAG, HE'LL HEVER KNOW WHAT HIM,
OH YEAH, SCUMBAG, NO HE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT HIM