A/N: this is Marvel continuity, so Loki is Thor's brother instead of Odin's blood brother. Anyways, this was just a little idea that played in my head about how Loki would deal with boredom around Asgard. Takes place before Thor and The Avengers. When they were still buds. *bromance*
"Thor, I'm bored." Loki whined miserably. His mischevious green eyes flickered over to his brother, who chuckled.
"Oh brother. Isn't there something you can do? I'm going to go hunt trolls!" Thor exclaimed proudly. Loki stared at him as if he'd gone mad.
"I'm not going to go kill trolls, the poor things." Loki hissed. He did have a soft spot for those miscreants, "I want to do something. And there is nothing to do in Asgard except eat, talk to the gods and look pretty." Yeah, Loki was grumpy.
"Don't be so grumpy brother." Thor grinned, "Come with me to hunt trolls."
"I just told you I will NOT hunt trolls!" Loki exclaimed, "Seriously, get some ears on that big head of yours."
Thor patted his brother on the back, "Well I guess there's nothing you can do then, is there?"
"I don't suppose Sif would enjoy playing Asgardian scrabble with me, would she?" Loki leaned on his fist, sighing, "Asgard is so booooring."
"Nothing you can do..." Thor repeated, as he walked out of the door.
"Yeah, psht. Nothing I can..." Loki's eyes brightened, "Wait. There is something I can do!"
"Just open up the Bifrost, will you?" Loki grumbled, "It's not like I'm going to declare war on the jontün." He rolled his eyes at Heimdall, who practically glared daggers at the poor boy.
"I don't trust you." Heimdall grunted.
"Yes, but you don't trust anyone!" Loki pointed out, "Now let me through the Bifrost."
"No." Heimdall mumbled.
"Not even-" Loki pleaded.
"No!" Heimdall crossed his arms, "There is no way you are going to the Frost Giant's kingdom."
"But-"
"My answer is no, Loki." Heimdall interrupted him, causing the conversation to end.
So Loki's master plan of going to throw a meat pie in Laufey's face was a bust. Odin would never take a harmless joke lightly. Frigg would probably kick him in the arse and send him to his room- once again, poor Loki- for even attempting such a dastardly plot...
Only one person left!
Thor cheerily walked towards the door with a troll mace. Loki was sitting on one of the couches eagerly, but Thor was too busy with having a low IQ to notice even the slightest hint of glee (and mayhem) in his brother's eyes.
The door clicked open.
Sitting atop of the door was a bucket. Full of milk. THAT WOULD TANGLE HIS HAIR FOR DAYS MUAHHAHHA- cough. Right. Serious face.
The bucket tumbled downwards to his brother's head. Thor didn't notice until too late.
"Wait for it..." Loki murmured.
"LOKI!" Thor yelled, his voice echoing through the halls of Asgard.
Loki grinned and bolted out of the room.
Oh, the prank wars have begun...
Yeah it's short. Deal.
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