Rating: PG14
Pairing: Craig/Stan
Disclaimer: I don't own the term vegetarian faggotry XD I stole it from a Watchmen : Stan makes a new life choice that has Craig poking fun. This is somewhat cracky. I did it for the is a drabble.
Z
"Dude, I can't eat that."
"I thought Kyle was the Jew. You're not Jewish. You're allowed to eat pork." Craig's eyes darted to the array of Chinese food containers settled between him and his boyfriend. "Or was Cartman right? Being a Jew is contagious?"
"Shut up about Kyle, asshole." Stan huffed, flopping onto his side. Craig always had to poke fun at his super best friend. 'Probably because I spend so much time with Kyle...'
In all honesty, Craig was just jealous.
"Well if his religion isn't rubbing off on you, what is it?" Craig asked boredly, popping a piece of barbeque pork into his mouth.
"I'm a vegetarian." Stan said simply, staring at the food hungrily.
Craig paused, fork halfway to his mouth, "Say what now? Since when?" He felt fairly...horrible for not noticing his boyfriend of two years had suddenly stopped eating meat.
"Since this morning." Phew. Okay, that was a relief. That proved that no; he was not a bad boyfriend.
"Why?" Craig chewed happily on the porky deliciousness, now that his fork had found its way to his mouth.
"Cause I saw this thing on the discovery channel, about what happens to the animals. And I didn't like it." Stan explained calmly, rolling onto his back in a desperate attempt to ignore the Chinese food.
"Dude you're not going to go all crazy and try and stop everyone from eating meat right?" Craig asked, reminded of that one time, years ago where Stan had become a pirate to save the fish...Wait no. It was sea horses. Manatees? Ah shit, who cared?
" No. I mean, what could I do anyway? People eat meat, it's what they do." Stan shrugged and rolled again, to face Craig.
Craig looked down at the food between them and sighed. He closed the containers up and put them in the fridge, before returning to his spot on the floor.
Stan leaned forward and nuzzled against his lovers neck, slowly sliding down the other boys body. He flicked his tongue into Craig's belly button, and was about to slide further when a hand tugging his hair stopped him. "What?"
"You can't do that." Craig said calmly.
"Why the fuck not? I've done it before. And you liked it to, you asshole."
"You're a vegetarian. No sausage for you." Craig allowed a small smirk to grace his lips as he stared down at his boyfriend and the shocked expression on his face.
"Yeah well...Slap it in a wrapper and call it tofu."
Later that night was when Craig fondly labelled Stan's new life style as "vegetarian faggotry".
Z
Well, it sounded better in my head. I'm sorry. And I suck at writing Craig. I tried XD