Author's Notes: The following is an alternate ending to and continuation of Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus' work "Amy Rose's Big Butt Farting". To fully understand the premise and backstory of this particular piece, I recommend giving it a read.
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Amy Rose emerged from the pile of rubble that once was the hotel, brushing small bits of debris off of her shoulders and coughing from the dust in the air. She had just gained her footing when her stomach let out an audible gurgle. Amy reached back and felt her butt encased in her jeans just as she let out a large fart, blowing away the rubble behind her. Several windows were shattered and a car alarm was triggered by the propelled remains of the hotel.
"Ah! When will it end!" cried Amy, fed up with her cursed jeans. She surveyed the area and saw Sonic, Silver, and Shadow all standing two blocks down the road, facing her. Shadow appeared to be holding something in his left hand, raised above his head.
"Are you sure this will work?" Silver asked, uncertain about Shadow's plan. Shadow looked towards the group with a deadly serious look on his face.
"Look guys, this may be our only shot at getting rid of those jeans. They've already shown that they'll just go back on Amy if we take them off, so the only way to resolve this is to get rid of the jeans permanently!" exclaimed Shadow, "Now with a press of this button, a micro-bomb I placed on the jeans will explode, hopefully taking the jeans with it. There will be some collateral, but nothing the city, or Amy, won't be able to recover from." Shadow raised the remote detonator in his left hand, and pressed the button.
There was a bright flash of light at the site of the ruined hotel, like a dozen flashbangs going off in unison. The explosion roared loudly, but not quite loud enough to drown out a scream from Amy. The shockwave broke all of the remaining windows of the nearby buildings and the paint on the outer walls was singed. The chaos subsided and the three hedgehogs made their way towards Amy.
Amy lay unconscious on the ground. Miraculously, the burns she suffered weren't too major and she was still breathing at a steady rate. The jeans were gone, destroyed by the blast, and Amy's butt was back to being small, flat, and generally underwhelming. The three hedgehogs breathed a collective sigh of relief. The battle was over. The jeans were gone. They had won. Sonic put Amy over his shoulder and the four set off to the hospital to get Amy's burns treated.
"I guess that's that then." said Silver, still coming to terms with the fact that the jeans were destroyed, "No more chaos like that again." Shadow managed to force out a laugh as they proceeded further towards the hospital.
"Yes. No chaos like that again. From here on out things get a lot more…interesting" murmured the spirit of the jeans. The same force that had made the jeans come to life had become freed with the destruction of the jeans, and, no longer being bound to a single piece of fabric, was ready to play around with its newfound freedom. What it needed now, was an opportunity.
And so begins Amy Rose's Bigger Butt Farting!