Chapter One: Fun in the Park

Okay here is my attempt at humor. : ) After reading so many awesome and hilarious stories written by ColdFusion180 I wanted to try my hand at it. I seriously recommend you check out their stories. They are an awesome author. I've reread many of their stories that I have favorited.

I want to say I do have another chapter in the making but am not sure if I will write more after this coming one. I will have to see if an idea happens to pop into my head for another chapter for this collection of Acolyte Fun Days. : )

Before you go and read the story I want to thank my awesome Beta Reader, werecat1, for looking this over for me. I also highly recommend if you get a chance to check out their stories. They have one story I absolutely love. It is called Khajiit's Like to Sneak. It is absolutely brilliant.

On to the story my wonderful readers. I hope you enjoy.

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The X-Men were enjoying a nice picnic when suddenly Gambit came bolting out of the tree line. The team got up and ready to fight when they noticed that the Cajun wasn't even paying them any mind. Instead he looked like he was searching for something. "If you are looking for something to steal you have come to the wrong place."

Finally Gambit looked at them, well more at Scott than anything. It took him a while to speak but when he did he once again stumped them, "Oh, Remy didn't see you dere." The Acolyte looked around again before looking back at the enemy team, "Have you all seen a football? John kicked it dis direction and it just disappeared witout reason."

Wolverine cocked an eyebrow, "Sorry bub, no football here."

Gambit pouted, "Damn it, Remy was sure it went dis way. He swears dis is the last time he lets de pyromaniac kick de football. Remy is tired of being de fetching boy." The thief turned and went back in the direction he came from when they all heard.

"Hey mate, we found it."

The X-Men could tell that Remy was rolling his eyes by the tone of his voice, "REALLY! COME ON!" Then he stormed back into the tree line mumbling about killing fire starting idiots.

For a while it was quiet so the X-Men went back to their picnic only to tense up when they heard a scream, "AHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't kill me mate! Don't kill me."

John came running out from the tree line with Gambit hot on his tail, "Get back here you idiot. You are a dead man."

Much to the shock of the X-Men Gambit was smiling a rather energetic childish smile as he chased the laughing fire starting mutant. "Nooooooo! I can't let you catch me. You are trying to kill me."

Remy laughed like a mad man, "Muwhahahaha yes die by de tickle fingers of doom." John screamed rather childishly himself as he dodged his teammate's attempted to grab him.

"No, please anything but that. I apologize I shouldn't have said it." John pleaded dodging around Wolverine to hide behind the feral, "Save me from this mad man."

Remy burst out laughing, "Please you tink dat de X-Men will save you from his wrat? Tink again. You will pay for making fun of Remy's Gumbo." Remy tried grab Pyro's hand from around Wolverine's torso but John bolted off again leaving Remy to slam into the said feral's stomach. Backing up Remy rubbed his face for a second before taking back off after the fleeing fire starter, "Get back here!"

The X-Men watched baffled, or amused in Logan's case, as Remy chased the pyromaniac around finally catching him and tickling the other teen like he said he was going to. "NOOOOOOOOO! SAVE ME!" John laughed out. Suddenly Remy stopped when a growl was heard, "Uh oh mate, I think we've been had." Remy nodded getting up and helping John up, "So do we run now or later."

The two grinned mischievously at each other, "Remy tinks dat we should run now. Sabs is a bit fast on his feet."

They looked in the direction that Sabertooth was coming from, "So, we should run on three how about…that…Hey that was going to be my move!" Pyro yelled running after the Cajun who had bolted when the fire starter started talking, "Don't you dare leave me with him it was your idea!"

"Why do you tink he is running? Sabs will kill him." Remy laughed out as the two disappeared.

Logan started chuckling; he was thoroughly amused by the two of them. "What did…never mind." He started chuckling harder when he saw Sabertooth covered in feathers in random places and some kind of white goop. The other Canadian growled at them then took off after his two fleeing Acolyte brethren. Logan sat down continuing to chuckle.

"It isn't that funny Logan." Scott said, "That could have easily have been us."

"Actually One Eye by the way Sabertooth reacted they prank him more than they do anyone else."

The sunglasses wearing teen went to disagree but got cut off by Jean, "Think about it Scott. They are probably stuck inside that their hideout for many days straight the only time they get out is to do missions. As far as I have seen they haven't been on a lot of them."

"So, you are saying they are keeping themselves entertained by pranking the most violent member of their team? That makes no sense."

A few hours had past and the X-Men could be seen gathering their picnic together when Gambit and Pyro came out of the tree line out of breath, "You…you think we…we lost him."

"Oui…he is…sure…Damn he is…getting harder to…lose every time." Both collapsed to the ground, "Next time…we…do someting dat will slow…him down. He nearly…caught us…a few times."

"Agreed." John replied and they fell to their backs. When they saw a shadow they screamed and quickly stood up before realizing it was just Logan, "Don't do that mate. You…you made us think Sabs caught up."

"Why would you Bubs prank Sabertooth? That sounds like suicide."

"We are stuck in de base all day what else are we supposed to do?" Remy asked waving his arms in the air.

"How about a board game?" Scott suggested, "It might be better for you health."

Both Acolytes made faces as John responded, "But they get boring after a while."

"Video games or watch a movie." Suggested Evan with a small smile, "That's always fun."

"TV is broke because of Pyro and Mags won't replace it." The Cajun answered, "Next."

"Draw." Kitty spoke up.

John made a gagging sound, "What? You are crazy Shila. Why would I sit or stand still to do something no one will ever see."

"Remy doesn't have an artistic bone in his body. Besides that is Peter's hobby."

"How about read a book?" Rouge said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Remy can get in about an hour, two at most before John gets board."

"What about Hide and Seek?" Jean said with a smile, she was amused by their answers.

The two smiled as John said, "We play that every day when we prank Sabs."

"Wow, you guys do get bored." Scott said in shock sweat dropping, "How do you not go crazy in there?"

"Who says we are not crazy?" Remy asked with a wide smile making Logan laugh as the others with him looked at the Cajun like he had actually gone crazy, "We work wit a mad man, one of our teammate's has a serious temper problem, de man we work for doesn't know how to keep us entertained, and John and Remy's hobby's are not useful when we are stuck in the hide out."

"Okay, let me ask this." Logan asked equally as amused as Jean, "How are you allowed out of the base right now?"

Remy chuckled, "We somehow annoyed Mags enough dat he kicked us out. But of course dat was after John and Remy managed to pull our prank on Sabs." The Cajun and pyromaniac had a shit eating grins on their faces, "Dis in our opinion is de best day ever."

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Well I hope you all enjoyed the chapter.

Before you all go I want to tell you all a few things.

1) I have posted a new story called Strange Dust. It is based on the move Strange Magic but with RWBY characters instead. I will tell you now it does have gender bending in it and not all of the RWBY characters will be used.

2) I also wanted to tell you about the few stories coming to an end soon. It is three stories Mythical Hollow, A New Type of Enemy, and Water Gem. Mythical Hollow has about four chapters ready to publish so I can't tell how long that one has got left in it, A New Type of Enemy has about two to three chapters left, and Water Gem I think has a handful of chapters as well. Now because these stories are coming to an end I have a poll going on if you wish to place a vote. The first story that comes to an end will have the one that you chose take its place. : )

3) I also will be posting a new story when I post one of the ones that take over for one of my older ones just because I am eager to get it out there and it has a really good amount of chapters set up so I can start to post. : ) I am super proud of this story like no tomorrow.

Reguardless if you place a vote I hope you all have a God blessed day. I will see you all next time toodaloo.