In Lincoln's room
(Intro plays)
This story was made inspired by Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly.
Lincoln narrates
Now, before we begin with our story
I'd like to tell you a little about me
I'm just one of two males in a female family
A lot of problems here as you can see
Here's everyone, described perfectly, maybe
Dad, man of the house and the head of this family
Even though in the kitchen is where he ought to be
Mom, who is especially loving and nice
But she ain't afraid to add in a little spice
Lori, whose hobby is suckin Bobby
Like mom's movies, she ain't family-friendly
Leni, dumb as hell
Thinks 1 plus 2 equals 12
Luna, a fun, rocking chick
Who ain't interested in dick
Luan, prankster and comedian
Who has pranks and jokes to no end
Lynn, the physical activity fanatic
She is legally a sports addict
Then, of course, there's me
The narrator and a motherfuckin OG
Lucy, a young, monotone poet
Blandly expresses emotion, you know it
Then we got the damn twins
Lola and Lana, they fight till one wins
Lola, an annoying, stuck-up, pretend princess
The bitch'll snitch on anything she can witness
Lisa, smartest there has ever been in a while
And is surely Shaggy and Velma's lovechild
Lastly, we've got Lily
She's just a smelly ass baby
We're done there, so let the show begin
It all started this exact weekend
I wake up around 10
Already about to sin
I stumble over and lock the doors so no one can get in
I prepare myself to let out what I've been holding in
Open up my sites and begin
"Lincoln," Someone said as I began to fill with dread
I closed down my sites and jumped out of bed
I'm just glad it happened before I jerked off for a while
I unlock the door, open it, and see a smile
I heard a voice from way down below
It was Lola, a snitching ass hoe
I said, "Lola, leave me alone. It's time for you to go."
She said, "Fine. Fine. I'll just tell mom about you jerkin off to bimbos!"
I put a hand over her mouth and asked, "How did you know?!"
She slapped my hand away and said, "I didn't." Goddamn this hoe
She tricked me and now she had some dirty info
I couldn't believe my dumbass self fell for that
She said she needed my help. Man, where is Lynn's bat?
She wanted her tiara that she lost
and demanded me to find it, but she ain't my boss
Told her, "Psh! Find it yourself."
"I'll tell mom you were pleasing yourself
I hate it when Lola knew something about me
She could use that type of shit right against me
I said, "Alright. I'll find your damn tiara, princess, but right after that, I'm getting down to my business."
Lola said, "Now, you had better not be getting smart!"
I said, "By the way, royalty doesn't get tiaras from Wal-Mart!"
She walked back into her room and I started to zoom
It's find the tiara or face your doom
I searched and searched and searched for so long
I sat down and wondered what was I doing wrong
Luan confronted me with her jokes and her very best punchline
None really funny and only half could be considered sublime
I said, "Look, don't bother me right now. I'm looking for a tiara, but finding it? I don't know how."
Luan said, "Oh, come on, Lincoln. I'm giving you my best here."
"Well, sorry, but your bad jokes are getting hard to hear."
"What?! I'll have you know that I could make you laugh going from here to boston and right back."
"Luan, I'm real sorry to break it to ya. Truly, I am. Sincerely and honestly, you're no Bernie Mac."
"Whatever. You said you were looking for a tiara?"
"Well, do you know where to look for the tiara?"
"Try looking outside, dum-dum."
"Thanks. Now, chew some fucking gum."
I walked outside; it was a bright, bright day
My surroundings were beautiful, what can I say
Afterall, it was a warm, sunny time in May
I looked and looked all around the yard
Who knew finding a tiara would be this hard?
I couldn't find it out here, the grass was so damn tall
I kicked something and looked down to find a football
Just then, out of nowhere, I was hit from my side
All the air knocked outta me, I swore I almost died
I get up, ready to bash somebody's teeth in
I sighed as I saw that the 'somebody' was Lynn
I asked, "Why the fuck did you make me fall?!"
She said, "Well, you were touching my ball."
"Listen, Lynn. I'm on a mission. I'm finding Lola's tiara."
"Now why in the hell are you looking for her tiara?"
"She's blackmailing me, Lynn. So, have you seen the damn thing?"
"Oh, it was in my room. You'll find it by my basketball, my sibling."
"Thanks. By the way, take a shower, Swish."
"Why?"
"Your pits smell like skunk and your pussy smells like fish."
She blushed, growled and said, "Go fuck yourself!"
I walked off, chuckling to my self
I walked upstairs, to Lynn's room that she shared with her sister
Lucy, a monotone emo, asked me, "What are you doing, mister?"
"Lucy, I just need Lola's tiara, so give me it."
"Linc, I don't have any of Lola's princess shit."
"Lynn told me it was here."
"Linc, it's not here."
"Where did it go?!"
"That, I do not know. Try looking in Lori's horrid, horrible, teenager's teenaged room. Just don't let her catch you unless you want to face your doom."
"Thanks, Lucy."
"Anytime, brother. So, would you like to listen to some of my poems written by yours truly?"
"Emo, I'd rather lose my ability to hear and see. hearing poems about cutting yourself is not for me."
"I've never done nor will I ever do that."
"Oooh, we'll see about that."
"Keep talking crazy and I'll put you under a trance."
"Whatever the hell you say, My Chemical Romance."
I walked carefully towards Lori's door
Please, God, I can't take anymore
Just let me get this stupid tiara for the snitch
I'm tired of the weasel of a bitch
Suddenly, I heard some groans
Suddenly, I heard some moans
What was going on?
Something prohibited in most homes
I brushed the lewd thought away
It wasn't something I'd like to say
I just wanted the tiara today
I hope nobody gets in my way
I opened up the door
I saw the naked whore
Goddamnit, I can't take no more
Lori was fingering her pussy hole
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