Neb: I ownith no Naruto

Tayuya: Talk like a normal person retard!

Neb: I don't own Naruto, this is a fanfic , no profit will be made off of this!

Shikamaru: *Yawn*

Neb:...

Tayuya:... got something to say asshole

Shikamaru: Yea, the Moyasugan's Return sucked, so Neb is creating a new fanfic on the two of us. The Relization did well, so he didn't delete it and though the Naruto Saga is nearing it's end with the whole great battle and everything, Neb will still write about this loud mouth girl and me. *Yawn*

Neb: -_-' thanks for the recap, anyways on with the fanfic.

Temari: Wait, shouldn't I be the focus of Shikamaru's love, I actually get him.

Neb: I know, and I'm sorry, if someone wants to watch you, Ino, and her be rivals catch up on Rosario + a Shadow fanfic of mine and review, Temari has Ice Powers and Tayuya is a vampire while Shikamaru is still his lazy self but in a monster academy, Ino is a succubus.

"Hey, aren't you the guy from the chunin exams," an old woman asked as Shikamaru sat at in an old coffee shop and played shogi against some other chick.

"Yea, it's a drag, but Asuma wants me to be in it," Shikamaru

"You better get to training or you'll be shunned by the rest of the village for coming in last."

"What the hell do I care what other people think about me," Shikamaru grinned.

"That's the spirit," the person he was playing against chuckled.

"See, my opponent agrees with me, that will never happen in some fight, maybe I'll just be a professional Shogi player instead," Shikimarau yawned.

"You better get training, Asuma and the Nara clan wants you to win not goof off," the old lady yelled before hitting him with a newspaper.

"Ow, dammit old lady," Shikamaru growled.

"You can act all lazy if you want, but deep down you care about them," she returned fire.

Shikamaru sighed and looked at the Shogi board. "Your right, I should probably go train," Shikamaru decided as he got up but a hand pulled him back down. He looked at his opponent who was furious with him. Her eyes were burning like fire as she glared lasers at him and her personality matched her hair.

"You sit the fuck back down and finish the damn game, dick head."

"Yes ma'am," Shikamaru responded as fear set in him. "I'll just beat her quick and then get training," Shikamaru decided in his mind. This girl scared him. The way she was dressed was foreign and she meant business.

"Your move rat," she growled.

"I promote my rook," Shikamaru responded.

His king was protected by his two Gold Generals and his Bishop and Rook were on the opponents side of the board, though hers were on his as well. She hasn't promoted her Rook yet, but her Bishop had little conflict where it was standing, promoted and redady to kill everything on half of his side of the board.

"Wait no, there is a conflict," Shikamaru realized.

"The hell are you," she started before loosing her Bishop thanks to his knight. "I won't make that mistake again," she growled.

"Calm down, you don't win a game of Shogi with frustration," Shikamaru responded frightened by her heated aura.

"You shouldn't have tried to walk out on me when we were two for two wins," she yelled.

"Shh," the old lady shushed her.

"Shut it," The red head spat.

She took the knight with her rook and promoted it.

"Of course, that was what you were planning, not too good of a move, I've got two promoted pieces and you've got..."

Shikamaru shut up when he thought he saw red flames behind her as anger raised through her.

They pushed on through the game taking pieces from eachother like pros, but Shikamaru was in the tough spot now.

"Hey rat, lets make a wager," She grinned.

"Don't call me that and what," Shikamaru wondered.

"If you win, I'll tell you the secret to winning against your opponent."

"If you win," Shikamaru questioned.

"You become my slave until I get bored of you," She grinned.

"Sounds to much like a hassle," Shikamaru stated.

"Come on, you've won more games against me then anyone from my village," she laughed.

"Fine, but I don't even know your name," Shikamaru replied.

"That's fine, you'll call me mistress soon," she smiled.

"Mate," Shikamaru stated after several moves.

Her eyes popped out as she starred at the board.

"Building up for a strong attack on me was your downfall, I had a Silver General on my side I took from you that I could place down on the field and corner your King the whole time. As Soon as you saw my Rook leave your side of the field you were less convinced that I had a chance when you should know all pieces are important."

"What is the secret to win," Shikamaru asked.

"Exactly what you did here, your placement of pieces you took from me was how to win," the girl pointed out. "Here, I'll train you for a bit and then we'll get back to shogi squirt," she smiled. No one has ever beaten her three times in the same day before, she lost to one guy once in her village for getting careless and had to show him something inappropriate cause of a bet she made, but this guy seemed different.

Shikamaru got up and walked out with her.

"What are we going to work on?"

"Your stamina," she grinned.

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"The winner is, Shikamaru," the announcer shouted as Temari laid on the ground beaten by a kid.

"How did I loose," she gawked as she starred at a kunai stabbed through her shoulder.

"I covered the arena in some explosives while you were waving that fan of yours, all I needed to do was have enough energy to hold you in place and then back you in a corner. Guess the training worked, I owe you one redhead," he yawned. "Though I owe her another game of Shogi.

Neb: Let's say this is an AU version of Naruto where Shikamaru wins the match with Temari. How will that affect the Universe in any way, please review if you have Ideas.