Tori: Please, no one take offense at this… It spawned from a joke among my exchange student friends…
Ke: Rowdy bunch of fruitcakes is more like it.
Tori: Yeah. *rolls eyes* Rowdy. Well, anyway, we were sitting around my dorm reading manga and stuff while I was trying to finish typing this thing for my Literature class, when I drew a blank for names.
Ke: Hold tight to your seats, ladies and gentlemen! Life doesn't get much more exciting than this!
Tori: Well, I wanted to give my main chara number name, so I asked everyone to say a number and Larissa, who doesn't speak an incredible amount of Japanese, says ju (10) and the room goes silent.
Ke: …here comes the religious prejudice…
Tori: I though she had meant Jew as in a Jewish person, so I started cracking up. Then Makoto (everyone knows him by now…) says something about Pagan (Relena's chauffer) and everyone else is rolling on the ground laughing…
Ke: Somehow or other, Christian crept in, so they started this stupid running story…
Pagan, Christian, And Ju
One day, Pagan, Relena's chauffer, was taking a stroll around the Sanq Kingdom's campus, when he came across a little girl sitting at the base of a tree, crying.
"What's wrong?" Pagan asked, kneeling down next to the little girl.
"My cat is stuck in the tree and I'm waiting for Jesus to come and get him down!"
Pagan didn't know how to reply to this.
"Who's Jesus?"
The little girl didn't get a chance to answer though, as a boy of about fifteen ran up to them. "What's wrong!?" he asked, huffing and puffing.
"My cat's stuck in a tree and I'm waiting for Jesus to come and get him down!" she cried, pointing up into the leafy branches.
"Don't be silly! Jesus already came!" the boy laughed.
"I still don't know who Jesus is…" Pagan sighed.
"Don't worry about it! I'll get your cat down!" With that, the boy climbed up into the tree, jumping down a few minutes later with a small beige kitten in his arms.
"Thank you so much!" the girl smiled and reclaimed her cat. "What's your name?"
"My name's Christian," the boy replied and turned to Pagan. "What's your name?"
"I'm Pagan," the old man replied.
"My name is Ju!" the little girl squeaked and jumped so the two would notice her. The sudden movement startled the kitten though, and it jumped out of her arms and scampered down the sidewalk.
"Oh no! Which way did you cat go?" Christian asked.
"Luther ran that way!" she said, pointing out the direction. Christian was about to chase after it when a Spanish boy came around the bend and handed Ju back her cat.
"Thank you, Jesus!"
"I'll come back later," Jesus smirked, and hurried off again.
"I still don't know who Jesus is…" Pagan groaned.
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Tori: Really, really, REALLY stupid!
Ke: Hehehe… "Luther ran that way!" Lutheran… I get it…
Tori: That's good…
Ke: And Jesus! If he's Spanish, it's pronounced HEY-zeus right?
Tori: Good! You got that one, too!
Ke: Yep! It's a pretty common Spanish name.
Tori: And what would you know about that? You've never been further than Tokyo.
Ke: La muchachas hurones estan hermosas!
Tori: Oooh! Kegawa's got a lady ferret?
Ke: Just two ships passing in the night…
Tori: *sweatdrop* Ke, I really don't need to know… There was no obligation to respond attached to that statement…