Hawaii Five-0 is property of CBS and its creators.
A/N: sue2556 provided the inspiration for this, though I'm not sure she meant to!
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Chin Ho Kelly looked at the laptop his boss, Steve McGarrett, plopped down in front of him. "What's this?"
"It's my laptop," Steve replied.
"I can see that," Chin said patiently. "Is there something on it you wanted us to see?"
"It's broken," Steve said.
Chin sighed. "And you want me to fix it. I'll see what I can do." He turned back to what he was doing. Steve didn't move. "Yes?"
"You said you'd fix it," Steve replied.
"And I will, but not right this minute."
"Why not?" Steve asked.
"Because I have other things to do, work-related things, things that, I might point out, you asked me to do."
"Oh," Steve said. "You'll let me know when you've fixed it?"
Chin admired Steve's faith that he could, in fact, fix the laptop. "I promise."
Once Chin had finished his (work-related) task for Steve, he turned his attention to the computer. The keyboard looked dirty, so he blasted it with compressed air, watching as bits of hair floated in the air. He hit the rest of the computer with air for good measure, and more hair floated up. Chin was starting to have his suspicions about what was wrong.
He attempted to boot up the computer, but he just got a generic screen. Time to open the laptop and see if his suspicions were correct. He pried open the cover and found the motherboard covered with hair. The faint smell of singed fur met his nostrils.
Chin called Steve over. "Ninja sits on your laptop, doesn't he?"
"Yeah," Steve confirmed. "He likes it; it's nice and warm. Why?"
Chin showed him the laptop. "There's enough fur in here to make another cat."
"Oh, well, you can just blow it out with that air stuff and everything will be fine, right?"
"No, brah," Chin said. "There's so much it's completely fried the motherboard. You need to get a new one. And Steve?"
"Yeah, Chin?"
"Keep Ninja off it."