I know this idea has been used a couple of times. I got the idea from Chibikayah who did one on Naruto who got the idea from iTorchic who did one on full metal alchemist.
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1. smash the person in front of you with your zanpakuto.

After Isshin whipped Aizen's ass Ichigo learned never to scorn his father again

2. Go up to some random person in the Rukongai and say "Grandpa! Your still alive!"

To this day the forlorn child has been sitting in the corner, cultivating mushrooms.

3. Hide behind a corner and yell "MWAHAHAHAAH" at the next person to come.

Kyoraku spent the next five months in 4th division's barracks. 6 after he admitted thaqt he was sugar high.

4. Set up a dance competiotion.

Shinigami World War 1: who could dance better, Kenpachi or Byakuya

5. Run into 1st division and whisper officially "Aizen has attacked and the world has ended"

Ichigo was hung up on the gate by his toes for three days. With a binding kido on him.

6. If a superior walks in yell "GET AWAY FROM ME" and scram.

Toshiro stood, stunned when his entire division shunpo-ed out of the room when he entered. Then he noticed the sake bottles.

7. Walk through the Rukongai and hand a small child a zanpakuto and whisper "Use this well"

Simple: The zanpakuto rebelled

8. Wear all black, pretend to be in the Black Ops and rob a candy store.

The women of the Soul Society Womens Association still cannot explain their endless supply of snacks to an annoyed Byakuya.

9. Grab a can of whipped cream and find a bald guy to spray it on.

Ikkaku actually had 'hair' for the next few days.

10. Stare at the sky and see how many people look up.

Half the Sereitei had neck sores after checking endlessly for arrancars. Again.

11. Have a friend you a ride and run around the Sereitei yelling "The Arrancar are coming, The Arrancar are coming!"

All in all Renji had a back sore and was scared mentally from being jumped.

12. Pretend that you're being hypnotized by Aizen. When someone tries to save you vite them and don't let go.

Ikkaku insisted that Unohana check him to make sure that Yachiru doesn't have rabies.

13. Go up to a random person and say "I am your father"

Toshiro had to stop Momo from killing someone after Yamamoto payed her a visit.

14. Hide in a cabinet and whisper "Pick me!" when someone comes.

Yumichika had to go to go to rehab after his shampoo 'spoke'

15. walk up an aisle, holding a box of froxen waffles and yell "DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?"

Ichigo was kept in the interrogating quarters, the Shinigami insisting to know what waffles were.

16. go to the alchohal section and declare a drinking contest.

Rangiku swore there was an earth quake the next morning.

18. walk into a crowd looking emo and yell "AHHHH! WHY DO HAVE TO MAKE MY LIFE WORSE!" and start sobbing.

Momo kindly walked up to Izuru and patted him.

"Izuru, are you alright? I thought only girls PMSed"

19. tape a walkie talkie to a vending machine and say "This machine is out of order please insert another quarter"

Thus ends the life of the machine.

20. Run through Sereitei and throw popcorn and every living thing in eyesight.

Corn+ Kido+Momo+Rangiku+Yachiru+Toshiro= popcorn falling like snow, much to Toshiro's dissapointment.

A/N- Soooooo watcha think? If you think its crappy oh well. This is the result of pure boredom... anyway I'll take requests so please REVIEW

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