AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im a defesne attornee) 2 my bruder (ew not in that way) Klavier, pianozrcool666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Matt ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! DA GAVINNERS ROX!
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Hi my name is Herr Kristoph Devil'ness Dementia Platinum Blonde Gavin and I have platinum blonde hair (that's how I got my name) that has a drill and curled tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Klavier Gavin (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Phoenix Wright but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a gay but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a defense attorney, and I go to a courtroom in Japanifornia where I'm in the seventh year (I'm thirty-two). I'm a murderer (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Ariadouney and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a power blue suit and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and godawful white cowboy boots. I was wearing clear nail polish, white foundation, black eyeliner and pink eye shadow. I was walking outside of the courtroom. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Phoenix Wright stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
"Hey Mr. Lawyer Dude!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Matt Engarde!
"What's up Matt?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard Apollo call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!