Farfie's First Puppy
By Miki Nishimura, with help from Aya-kun
Wranings:
Miki: Okay, this fic is not for the faint of heart.
Chiaki: Nor is it for people who like kids or little old ladies.
Miki: Quite right. So if violence isn't your thing, then don't read this. And Please don't flame me. This was written before I knew much about Weiß Kreuz at all.
One day, Farfie decided to get a puppy, because things around the Schwarz's house was getting boring. So, he went to the pet store and looked at the adorable animals that were there.
He first saw a little beagle with huge brown eyes, chocolate brown fur and a little tail that wagged constantly. He decided to get that one.
Farfie took the cute puppy home and showed it to the other members of Schwarz.
Schu-Schu quirked an eyebrow at the small hyper puppy, and asked Farfie, "So, who's gonna take care of this puppy?"
Farfie said, "I will! I'll feed him everyday and teach him how to fetch things out of the blender for me."
Schu-Schu rolled his eyes and left the room. Nagi came in and immediately began playing with the puppy. "What is it's name, Farfie?"
Farfie smiled and said cheerfully, "Sparkles!"
Nagi gave Farfie "the look" and started floating the puppy in the air. He got bored and left, just as Brad was waltzing into the room. He took one look at the puppy and started screaming like a girl. "Get that thing outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled at the bewildered Farfie.
"Um, Bard, meet Sparkles, the new pet of our house. He's really nice and likes to hurt God."
"I don't care if her hurts God! I hate dfogs! they scare the shit out of me!" Crawford screamed.
Farfie picked up the dog and walked out of the room, laughing at Crawford. He then grabbed a ball and said to Sparkles, "Wanna go outside and play?" The dog barked as if he knew what the scarred man had just said.
Farfie put the dog down when they got out into the front yard. He then threw the ball into the street, as a beat-up old Volkswagon Bus came rattling down the street with lots of little children and an old lady in it. The dog barked and ran into the street. The car tried to swerve out of the way, but ended hitting the dog and the ball. The ball was actually a spare explosive and everyone, including Sparkles, died.
"Muahahahaha! Take that, God! You'll be crying for years!" Farfie said, then went back into the house, with a huge smile on his face.
By Miki Nishimura, with help from Aya-kun
Wranings:
Miki: Okay, this fic is not for the faint of heart.
Chiaki: Nor is it for people who like kids or little old ladies.
Miki: Quite right. So if violence isn't your thing, then don't read this. And Please don't flame me. This was written before I knew much about Weiß Kreuz at all.
One day, Farfie decided to get a puppy, because things around the Schwarz's house was getting boring. So, he went to the pet store and looked at the adorable animals that were there.
He first saw a little beagle with huge brown eyes, chocolate brown fur and a little tail that wagged constantly. He decided to get that one.
Farfie took the cute puppy home and showed it to the other members of Schwarz.
Schu-Schu quirked an eyebrow at the small hyper puppy, and asked Farfie, "So, who's gonna take care of this puppy?"
Farfie said, "I will! I'll feed him everyday and teach him how to fetch things out of the blender for me."
Schu-Schu rolled his eyes and left the room. Nagi came in and immediately began playing with the puppy. "What is it's name, Farfie?"
Farfie smiled and said cheerfully, "Sparkles!"
Nagi gave Farfie "the look" and started floating the puppy in the air. He got bored and left, just as Brad was waltzing into the room. He took one look at the puppy and started screaming like a girl. "Get that thing outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled at the bewildered Farfie.
"Um, Bard, meet Sparkles, the new pet of our house. He's really nice and likes to hurt God."
"I don't care if her hurts God! I hate dfogs! they scare the shit out of me!" Crawford screamed.
Farfie picked up the dog and walked out of the room, laughing at Crawford. He then grabbed a ball and said to Sparkles, "Wanna go outside and play?" The dog barked as if he knew what the scarred man had just said.
Farfie put the dog down when they got out into the front yard. He then threw the ball into the street, as a beat-up old Volkswagon Bus came rattling down the street with lots of little children and an old lady in it. The dog barked and ran into the street. The car tried to swerve out of the way, but ended hitting the dog and the ball. The ball was actually a spare explosive and everyone, including Sparkles, died.
"Muahahahaha! Take that, God! You'll be crying for years!" Farfie said, then went back into the house, with a huge smile on his face.