Ok,heres a fanfic requested by someone ^_^ Just to say here, I support MaoMaz all the way,I just thought that the story and couple would make sense :)
Yes its another touhou/disgaea,deal with it.

"Im telling you Eirn,Your missing out on alot!" Alice said to Eirin. "Theres nothing like it,its great!" Eirin sighed, frustrated.
"Yes I know Alice,you've told me this how many times now.?" Alice laughed. "I know,but you cant stay single forever ya know!" Eirin was on the verge of killing Alice at this point, she had been telling her alot lateley how much she is missing out on not having a boyfried (or girlfriend.) and she was going to snap.
Eirin turned to Alice while she was still ranting and smacked her,hard. "Ow,what the hell was that for Eirn?" Eirin glared at her. "Would you shut up? I get the point."
Alice sighed. "Whatever,I have to get home,Marisa is probably missing me by now~" And with that she took off,leaving Eirin alone.

Eirin walked into Eintei and slammed the door violently. Kaguya,who was sitting in the main room by the door jumped a bit. "Geez what got you so pissed off?" Eirn stomped up to Kaguya angrily and sighed. "Its Alice again,she wont shut up!" Kaguya backed away slightly at the tone in Eiring voice. "Geez to need to get pissed off at me..." Eirn turned and glared at Kaguya. "Well,its not like you can help with that,she wont shut up unless I get myself a boyfriend!" Eirin looked as if she was about to kill Kaguya.
Kaguya smiled mischievously. "Actually,there might be a way to help..." Eirin seemed interested in this. "Oh really? what is it then? tell me!" Kaguya laughed.
"Alright,theres this place called the D.E.A,go there and look for a person named Mao,she should help~" Eirin smiled. "Thanks Kaguya,I owe ya one."

Eirin knocked on the door of Yukari Yakumo's house. "Yukari? Are you in there?" She heard tired footsteps and then the door opened. "Eh? what is it,Im trying to sleep here..."
Yukari said tiredly. "I need your help to get somewhere,could ya help me?" Eirn asked the gap youkai. Yukari yawned. "Yeah yeah sure,where do ya need to get to?"
Eirin smiled gratefully. "Thanks Yukari,Its some place called the D.E.A,Kaguya told me about it,Do you know where it is?" Yukari seemed slightly shocked. "Uhm,yeah I do,Ive had to gap Reimu and Marisa there before why?"
Yukari replied. "I need to get there,does it matter,when can ya get me there?" Yukari sighed. "Right now if you want I guess,follow me." Yukari led Eirin to her backyard and opened a gap for her. "If you go through here you should get to the D.E.A,Not sure if ya really want to thought." Eirin looked at her confused,then smiled. "Thanks Yukari"
Yukari nodded. "No problem,Be careful though." Eirin nodded. "I will." And with that she jumped through the portal.

Mao was walking down the wall with the fake hero Almaz and the delinquent Rasberyl,his so called 'friends.' Rasberyl was being annoying (as usual) and Almaz was keeping quiet listening to Beryl's ranting.
Mao was growing annoyed with her talking and decided to shove Beryl into the nearest wall. "OW,Mao what the heck?" Beryl said,glaring at Mao. "Do you ever shut up? No one cares about your delinquent ways!"
Mao yelled at Beryl,obviously getting more enraged by the second. "Mao let her go!" The fake hero Almaz yelled. "Shut up fake hero!" Mao truned and glared at Almaz then turned back at Beryl.
"Now,what should I do with you..." As Mao had started dragging Beryl away to his lab a gap opened infront of him. "W-What the hell is that?"

FFFFFF,I know it sucked,I tried to make it somewhat longer then my other stories.
anyway,theres first chapter R&R PLZ