Disclaimer: JRR Tolkien owns all except for Tal, Arlis and Havain. And the only line of Elrond's song is from Carrie Underwood's: All American Girl

A/N- I showed my friend a picture of Ballet Gimli, and we were talking about things like that all night. In case you are wondering, it IS ArlisOfImladris. :D

At the council of Elrond...

"One of you must bare this burden." Elrond's voice commanded, bringing everyone back from their light dozes from his boring speech.

Then, randomly, classical music started to play. Startled, everyone looked wildly around, surprised when a red-haired Dwarf started to twirl into view.

Surprisingly felxible, Gimli danced- ballet style- into the council. He had his eyes closed and his red hair streaked hot-pink. The entire time this was happening, Gloin, a Dwarf who was surprisingly red, was saying things like 'This isn't my daughter!' or 'How drunk is this Dwarf?'

Finally, Gimli sat with what was supposed to be grace, but just falling plump on his butt, onto the chair next to his 'father'.

Then, all went quiet, besides the non-stop laughter of Elves, and even Aragorn. Elrond, however, got very mad...

"If you will excuse me for a moment..." He left without further ado, and the Elves kept laughing and laughing until some had passed out from lack of oxygen.

Then, more music started to play, but this time it was country. Looking utterly confused, they glanced over at Elrond, where he sat, with hot-pink nail while he picked at a soft-pink guitar, his hair braided in a french braid.

"Since the day they got married..."

Already, everyone at the council had fallen out of their seats in laughter.

Gimli glared at Elrond, leaping out of his seat, he pulled out of his pocket a sparkly, bedazzled pink phone. "OMg! BOROMIR! YOUR TEXT WAS SOOOOOOO LOL!" He gave a sort of girly laugh, before the classical music started to play again and he danced around, the ribbons in his hair holding locks of REALLY sweaty hair out of his make-up gooed face.

Elrond glared right back, before leaping to his feet. "Come on, fluffy! Time to walk the runway!" He called to a toy-poodle and they 'strutted their stuff'.

All Elrond's sons, Elladan, Elrohir and Aragorn, clapped while they laughed, peeing their pants, "I GIVE IT A TEN!" Elrohir bellowed.

"TEN-MILLION!" Corrected his twin.

"TEN-GOOGLEPLEX!" Aragorn stated, and his brothers nodded in agreement, too out of breath to speak again.

"I-I-I nominate that Dwarf to take the ring!" Frodo whooped over the chaos.

"NO! No!- hahahahhahaha- ELROND SHOULD!" Tal'Reyal bellowed, before fainting from laughter.

Havain was, no questions asked, too out of breath to EVEN faint, so she just re-died.

Once everyone had either fainted or died of laughter, Arwen came to check things out. She saw Gimli and Elrond striking poses and clapped, whipping a tear from her eye.

"Beautiful! I'm SO proud!"

A/n: That was made for PURE amusment!