WARNING! SPOILERS FROM THE MOVIES! I just want to get this thing out. This is the list of things that go wrong at The Sea of Monsters movie:
1. Luke, Thalia, and Annabeth didn't suppose to had same age
2. Thalia's dead is too easy. I mean she just died because were thrown by a Cyclops and didn't surround by monsters army like the book. Her sword fighting is horrible.
3. You know... the usual 16 years old actors and actress.
4. Where is the uncaring Mr. D?
5. Isn't that Chiron got fired in the book?
6. Tantalus... Where are you?
7. Where is the "Prissy" thing?
8. The monsters that didn't mention in the book
9. Blackjack! I have donuts right now! (in monster donuts ya know :D)
10. How in Hades Luke poisoned Thalia's tree himself, chitchat with Percy, and have something to teleport?
11. Fancy pen you got there...
12. So... What is the prophecy of this quest? Not the great prophecy
13. Annie, you do have Ipad? Where did you get that? From Leo?
14. So the leader of this quest is a satyr?
15. Ichneutae? I like Coach Hedge better.
16. What a dumb border patrol...
17. The mist is contained by a bottle of perfume?
18. Side effects of the mist?
19. You said the gray (spelling?) sisters have an eye. How can you bring the eye out of the dashboard if you are blind?
20. Must pay more than one thousand drachmas for the cab?
21. Grover got satyrnapped!
22. Whoa! An old woman ordered shipping a shield to Hades?
23. If I recall correctly, Hermes wore a training pants
24. Hi George! Hi Martha!
25. One day, I will search in Google where to find Luke...
26. "Mythical box sealer?" We need vitamins!
27. They didn't name the hippocampus Rainbow!
28. Silena? What will happen to Beckendrof (spelling?)?
29. Ethan? -_-
30. Why on earth Luke sends Grover to Sea of Monsters?
31. Why they make Tyson more stupid than in the books? Why?
32. Percy can make a storm! Wow!
33. Surfing?
34. They are still alive when got eaten by Scylla?
35. Ares... Where are you, sir?
36. Where is the bully and meanie Clarisse?
37. Guinea pig and sirens scene. It's a shame they didn't include that to the movie. Those are my favorite scene
38. Polyphemus got the amusement park island from goddess Circe.
39. Baa baa Black sheep have you any wool.
40. I thought Tyson couldn't got killed by an arrow. Where is his monster skin?
41. Luke got the fleece!
42. Is that Kronos or Minotaur that can talk?
43. Is this mortal beating or demigod beating?
44. Luke got eaten by Kronos... Luke got eaten by Kronos
45. Eww... Wonder how Grover tasted like...
46. Cut Kronos with Riptide in half and BOOM! He will back to his coffin
47. Annie? Are you really a demigod? You were dying just because a single stab by manticore that can be dodged easily...
48. Percy... is you really want one of your friends dying again just because you have the fleece?
49. I wonder when they include Iris Messaging to the film...
50. Did you notice Thalia's self more visible on the scene when camp realize Thalia's tree have been poisoned than scene when Clarisse put the fleece?
To balance it out (Nice to meet you, Nemesis), this is a few things I like in the movie
1. Finally, Annabeth is a blonde
2. Camp Half-Blood
3. The dialogues are funny
4. The barrier
5. The café scene
6. The Hermes scene
7. Scene when Percy saw the coördinates
I know the content isn't perfect and still have many things that we call it "movie mistakes" but I want to make it 50. I hope you like it. Sorry for (a lots of) the sarcasm and error grammar and spelling. Please review and give your opinion for the movie.
PEACE OUT!:P
~Cookie Frost Girl
