Yes, you guys TragicMiko is back with yet a second fic. I haven't seen anything like this so far, so I decided to try it out.

Disclaimer: How could I own Naruto when I myself am owned by my parents? That's a silly question.

"Sasuke! I love you!"

"Come with me! I'll really show you what heaven feels like!"

"It's okay, Sasuke! I'll bear your children!"

Legs hurting and aching, the raven haired boy knew he had no choice. Hide in the Hyuuga compound (which was getting closer by the second), keep running, or be devoured by the fangirls. When would they ever learn? Oh, yeah. Never.

Running alongside walls and alleys, so as to throw off the persevering, yet obnoxious fangirls, he spotted the Hyuuga compound. He knew he could sneak in there without getting caught, and the fangirls couldn't because of the high security only he could fool. But if Neji saw him in there, goddamn.

"Sasuke!"

Oh, no. They were getting closer-he had to sneak in.

Leaping silently from roof to roof, he found an open window and crawled in.

He looked around. The room appeared to be a richly decorated bedroom. 'Probably a girl's,' he thought.

Embroidered silk curtains were draped over the windows. The room was very neat. The bed was quite high and was covered in soft sheets. Wait, soft moving sheets? Since when did sheets move?

Sasuke walked over to the bed where the blue-haired heiress slept soundly. 'Okay,' he thought.

Hinata gave out an un-Hinata-like grunt. "Later, Hanabi.." she yawned. Then she fell asleep.

Why didn't she start raping him? Hinata Hyuuga was one of the only girls that he knew his age who didn't care for him. Despite being one of the strongest shinobi in the village, he had to marvel at the fact that Hinata could, in fact, resist him. And that was a hard thing for he, himself to do.

This led Sasuke into serious thought about why Hinata didn't go ga-ga over him. Realization hit Sasuke like beef to Chouji. She had a crush on Naruto. No one else had a crush on Naruto. Everyone had a crush on him. No one had a crush on anyone else.

How could Naruto, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Lee, and Neji not attract fangirls? Why did it have to be him?

'That's it,' he thought. 'I'll just be like them and hopefully get the fangirls off my back.'

Sasuke flicked his eyes over to Hinata. She was the inspiration for his genius plan. He had to repay her...somehow...maybe after his plan worked.

"Hinata! Wake up!" Footsteps came towards the door so rapidly he had no time to react. Sasuke quickly used his ninja skills to get inside the bed and snuggled up to poor, oblivious Hinata. Neji came in and tried to get Hinata to wake up, but Sasuke, who was also in the bed, held the blanket over their heads so Neji would only think that the heiress was really sleepy. Finally, Neji got tired of his fruitless attempts and left the room.

Sasuke let out a sigh of relief. He was going to carry out his plan tomorrow. He knew he would because one look at the rabid fangirls would send Orochimaru and Itachi running for their lives. Not that fangirls would go running after them. No, these fangirls were the most dangerous kind.

The Uchiha got out of Hinata's bed reluctantly. A wave of cold air reminded him how warm Hinata's bed was. Dismissing the thought, Sasuke headed home. Tomorrow was going to be lots of fun.

Next Chapter: Uzumaki Naruto

Scientific Name: Uzumakai Narutard

Okay, hopefully you liked it and didn't think it was a piece of crap. This is my pathetic attempt at humor, but don't worry because the humor hasn't started yet. This was just to explain how Sasuke came to realize that he was the only one who had fangirls.

Now there's one button that could help me a lot.

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