"Onaji, you can't be serious."

"They're good competition, Bekko, I'm sure, but no match against us. besides...I heard their leader is some sort of idiot."


"Boss, face it," The first redheaded twin sighed. his twin finished his brother's sentance.

"Haruhi isn't coming today. she called and said she got held up in something." The blonde host glared at their statement.

"HIKARU! KAORU! I KNOW SHE'S COMING! DON'T GIVE UP HOPE!" he exclamed. the twins sighed, not noticing the customers come in.

"Listen, Tamaki, it's not that big of a deal," Hikaru muttered. Kaoru nodded in agreement. "We understand if she can't be here for a single day, and so should you."

"You brats! How could we do this to poor Haruhi?" Tamaki cried, as if he were a little child. the dark figure behind him, known as Kyoya, jotted down the conversation in his book.

"Tamaki, suck it up. we have guests, and I do believe most of them are for you," Kyoya calmly stated. Tamaki, being the oblivious, fast healer he is, Tamaki stood up and flashed a sexy smile, not very sure to who, but did anyway.

"Ah, yes, of course! We certainly cannot keep our guests waiting!~" he purred.

"There he goes," Hikaru sighed.

"Like the obnoxious, concieted, sexy beast he is..." Kaoru finished, his brother staring at him as if he wasn't his twin. Kaoru shrugged.

"Just messin with ya!"

Right about then, two blonde girls, both with ponytails and both looking exactly like the other, came in those double doors, looking comletely uninterested rather than surprised by what they saw. the only ones who caught their attention were the twins, who akwardly stared back at them in return. the two girls looked around, completely distracted by the setup rather than the host club itself.

"So fancy...Onaji, why are we here?" the first and younger twin unenthusiastically asked her older twin. Onaji smirked, slightly amused.

"It's not like we would be looking for girls, Bekko. Besides, look at who we found~" She chirped faintly to her younger sister, reffering to the twins.
Bekko rolled her eyes, then drew her attention to Tamaki.

"That must be their idiot king or something, right?" Bekko smirked. Onaji nodded. Tamaki quickly walked over to them, giving them the usual routine of complementing their faces, clothes, hair, etc.

Meanwhile, Hikaru seemed to keep staring at the other set of twins. Kaoru as well. It was as if they caught the whole conversation. That didn't happen, but they did catch the galnces and smirks of the female twins. They knew something was up,and possibly, so did the rest of the host club.

"D-Don't worry...he's at least smart enough to know their tricks, right?" Kaoru asked his brother. Hikaru nodded, trying to stay calm and holding on to the small bit of hope he had. That hope didn't last very long, however. Tamaki, after the conversation with the two new guests, turned to the host club members.

"Hitachiin brothers, get these two beautiful young ladies some refreshments!" he called. That pretty much did it.

"This CAN'T be good." they said in unison.