AN: Hey,hello- I'm kind of doing this to burn off some steam because I just love this couple so much- oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Don't expect anything to serious; I tend to write about things I think are funny or cute. Ramble ramble sorry

1978

It was hot. It was also very, very, humid making breathing feel like a wave of warm Jello had forced its way into the lungs. The clinic's waiting room was literally damp from the perspiration of the crowd. It was a very busy day. Whether it be from heat exhaustion, dehydration, or a case of whatever the hell that new rash was, people were packed in tighter than they'd been all year. Hands down, it was the hottest day of the year. The doctor cursed her luck.

Eirin Yagokoro, usually cool headed and patient, was very snappy. Udongein had lost count of how many times she'd been scolded this morning after fourteen. Eirin brushed a moist silver strand of hair out of her eyes, and looked down at her clipboard willing herself to concentrate. She glanced up at her current patient, a middle aged woman with greying hair, and a patch of scarlet hives creeping up her neck.

"How long have you been exhibiting these symptoms?"

"Three days.."

"Right, and you said it started after your son caught it?"

"Yes."

"Ok, and how long have you been exhibiting these symptoms?"

"Um… I said three days." The woman's voice came out in an almost guilty tone. Eirin shook her head in attempt to clear her thoughts.

"Right, sorry I-" A blaring clamor interrupted her. There was a vociferous jumble of mixed voices, then it broke into song.

"Hey-ey, baby! You know the future's looking brighter every morning when I get up. Don't be thinkin' 'bout what's not enough, now baby. Just be thinkin' 'bout what we got. Think of all my love, now. I'm gonna give it all I got." It was that goddamn radio again. Ever since Kaguya had won it off of Mokou there'd rarely been a moment of quiet where it wasn't on. Eirin felt a vein start pounding hard in her neck.

"Please, excuse me. I'll be right back." She said through gritted teeth. She stood up stiffly, and slid down the hall, out the door, across the yard, back in another door, down a second hall, and flung open her destination's door. A thin girl with black hair was lounging on a cream colored sofa. Her face was hidden by a magazine she was currently flipping through with a large heading reading '10 HOT TIPS FOR LOOKING YOUR FOXIEST!' Eirin grumbled and took a step in."KAGUYA!" Her voice came out as merely a mumble in comparison to the blasting radio. She could practically feel her hearing deteriorating. "KAGUYA!" The girl didn't look up. Eirin took two more large strides over to the girl, and ripped the magazine away from her. Kaguya looked up, startled, and mouthed 'WHAT?' Eirin stomped her foot on the floor and pointed to the bulky black radio on the table next to her. "IF YOU DON'T TURN THIS GODDAMN THING DOWN I'M GOING TO CHUCK IT OUT DAMN THE WINDOW, SO HELP ME!" Eirin had a feeling her muffled shouts failed to get her point across. But, surprisingly, Kaguya rolled her eyes and reached over to turn the radio down. Eirin sighed in relief as the volume was diminished to a pleasant level. "You're disturbing my clients." Kaguya rolled her eyes again.

"Well, I live here. They don't. I can do whatever I want." Kaguya's shrill voice cut through the thick air. Eirin sucked in her cheeks in annoyance (an unattractive trait she'd been so unlucky to pick up from Tewi.)

"Well, in case you've forgotten I live here too." She put her hands on her hips. "And in case you've also forgotten, I'M RUNNING A BUISNESS!" At this Kaguya got to her feet, and got up in Eirin's face as best as she could- on her toes due to the very large height gap.

"Oh, how could I forget? I mean you're only there 25 freaking hours a day. I mean, god forbid, you'd spend some time with me for a change." Kaguya puffed out her cheeks (an unattractive trait she'd been so unlucky to pick up from Reisen.) Eirin stared back mouth agape and furious.

"I TAKE 3 DAYS OFF A WEEK JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU!" The vein in Eirin's neck felt like it was going to burst. Kaguya opened her mouth as if she were going to say something, then hesitated.

"You.. really do that just for me?" She her gaze faltered for a second then went right back to match Eirin's.

"Of course I do!" Eirin couldn't force the creeping smile on her lips down as well as she'd liked.

"Oh.." Kaguya got off of her toes and stared at the ground. There was a moment of an awkward quiet as the song ended.

"Baby! When you hold onto me! Hold on…" Kaguya's stare flickered up for a second then fixed itself on the floor again. She mumbled something.

"What?" Eirin leaned in closer to hear.

"I said I freaking love you, ok?" Kaguya looked up with an insane grin stretched across her face. Eirin laughed, and kissed her on the lips.

"I love you too." Another song began playing. "By the way, I'm taking that thing away from you. You're too obnoxious." Kaguya's mouth fell open.

"The hot summer night fell like a net. I've got to find my baby yet."

"I am no- You are not!"

"I need you to sooth my head. Turn my bluuuuuue heart to red."

"Oh, yes I a-"

"Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I've got a bad case of lovin' you!" Both girls stared into each other's eyes. "No pill's gonna cure my ill! I've got a baaaad case of lovin' you!" They burst out howling in laughter.

1979

"Doctor, doctor!"

1984

"Give me the news!"

1988

"I've got a bad case-"

1991

"Of lovin' you!"

1997

"No pills gonna cure my ill!"

2004

"I've got a bad case of looooovinnnnnn-"

2009

"-yoooooooooooooooooooooooooou !"

2013

"Oh my god, Kaguya! I get it! I love you too! Please, you've got it stuck in my head again."