ERIC POV
As you large boned women know, my name is Eric Northman.
And I command you to remove this filth from this site!
As your Sherriff, it is my duty to enforce the rules.
And the rules clearly state that you can only post content that is M. Anything that describes sex in a graphic detail is porn. I am not the least bit flattered at being described as a sexual deviant taking advantage of an innocent hillbilly and violently killing just because I can.
M does not equal MA… MA is NC-17 (some of your stories are merely porn with little to know plot) and if you recall the 2012 purge over 50,000 MA stories were removed from the site.
Don't expect everyone to like your smut. I almost laughed when I heard of this lawsuit. You cannot sue over fan fiction. No one is making money. Stop wasting your money.
If I were human I'd have a headache.
Now, that I've stated my orders, go, make haste and abide by the rules old, large women.
Heed my warning you miserable old hags.
The End