I don't own Animal Crossing or the song 'Five O' Clock World' by the Vogues. This is just a little parody in tribute to my latest obsession. Nothing serious, just something cute and fun I had to get out of my head.

Animal Crossing World

Get up in the morning, pulling weeds is my job

Then I go have a word with a purple cat named Bob

Why I love this game I can't really explain,

As the world around me goes insane

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Cause in my Animal Crossing world there's tranquility!

Even in the winter everybody's warm!

And no one gets hurt unless they shake a tree

And then you get attacked by an evil swarm yeah…

HRA is cra-aa-aazy yeah…

Trading a tea set for a lovely bed

In my sleep I hear bells in my head

All night long this game I play

I can even relive the same day

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Cause in the Animal Crossing World I get stuff for free

A flower painting's all I need to find…

Now if Crazy Redd would just sell it to me

It'll ease my troubled mind yeah.

Crazy Redd's craa-aaa-zy yeah

Pickin' fruits and getting cash to fill my greed

It's a break I really need

This is a happy game that just goes on and on

When sanity in the real world is gone!

In the Animal Crossing world you can shop at Tom's

Everyone's happy and gets along

And there are no such things as nasty bombs

Unless you count Kappin's Song yeah!

Take a train ri-iiiddeee yeah!