Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling owns all the Harry Potter characters stated in the story.
Time Period: Forth Book after The Prisoner of Azkaban
Setting: Hogwarts
Hermione Granger:
I can't believe my luck. My life is perfect. I'm top in all of my classes, I have the best friends anyone could wish for, and to top it off my parents support my wizarding education fully. I wouldn't have it any other way. Sure, it hurts when that foul git Malfoy calls me a Mudblood but so what I would rather be that then a Pureblood.
Now that I think about it, there is one thing I would change if I could. I would get Draco to stop being such a bloody knob head. His constant berating of my friends and me is getting on my last nerve. I just wish the daft cow would sod off and find other ways to find enjoyment. He could try working his useless body harder so that he could actually catch the snitch for once and stop embarrassing his team. I bet he's just jelly under his clothes, no muscle. Not to mention his need to study more so he could try to catch up academically to me. All he seems to care about is shagging his latest mate and acting like a plonker.
Anyways I'm tired of thinking about that good-for-nothing wanker. Bloody hell where are Harry and Ron? Harry is always acting dodgy and Ron is such a skive. If he wasn't so fit there is no way I would be able to handle having him as a friend.
"Hermione!" I hear someone call my name and turn around.
"Harry!" I call back to my best friend.
"Are you excited for the Tri-Wizard Tournament?" Harry asks me as he walks closer.
Dumbledore had just explained to us that the Tri-Wizard Tournament was to be occurring at our school this year.
"Absobloodylootely Harry I'm just nervous about Fred and George who are looking for a way to slip there names into the Goblet of Fire." I replied filling him in on the secret I had heard the twins talking about earlier.
"That's rubbish. They know there's no way around Dumbledore's charms." Harry retorted with a laugh.
"I'm just saying, someone should stop them before they get themselves hurt." I explained knowing the Weasley twins were crazy and rarely took advise from others.
"Well I'll see you later 'mione." he called with a wave as he walked away, "and by the way, Ron's looking for you." He laughed as he walked away, a blush creeping up my cheeks.
Ron's looking for me? Perhaps he wants to ask me to the Yule Ball! Quickly I vacated the area I was currently residing in and searched for my ginger crush. He has to be around her somewhere. As I searched for Ron I saw Ginny sitting on an outside bench, while Blaise Zabini walked behind her looking very dodgy. Why did he have scissors? As I walked closer to my red haired friend I asked her where her cock-up of a brother was. Not only did she not know but she hadn't seen him all day!
Not only are lights-out nearing, but I still have a few potions chapters to finish before bed. Silently retreating to the Gryffindor common room, I admitted defeat when that wanker didn't show after an hour. Slowly crawling up the stairs in hopes that he would return in time I slipped into my bedroom and laid down in my bed. What a useless day and what a waste of time Ron is. Tomorrow I am going to yell at that bugger for disappearing.
That bugger Ron.
That bugge-
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Draco Malfoy:
I'm used to getting what I want. Only child born into the most prestigious Pureblood family, everything comes easy to me. At least that's what I thought until I met Potter, Weasley, and Granger.
The Golden Three are everywhere. Potter constantly beats me in Quidditch, Granger in academics, and Weasley in life. Yes in life! His family always seems so happy and loving. I can't even remember the last time my father told me that he loved me. Not that I would admit that to the bloody wanker. My failures result in severe punishments and my inability to succeed extend my father's distance. I'm just so sick of their games. I can't stand their calm demeanor and innocent faces. I constantly have to stop myself from Avada(ing) them all! How long I have searched for a cure, a way to rid the wizarding world of their unnecessary life forms. Now after many tireless months I have found the fix, the way to get rid of them all.
'Pereo' that simple word is going to ensure my success, but which one to curse first? Definitely Granger. That smug face and know-it-all personality, not to mention her being a Mudblood. Yes, perfect little Hermione, tonight when everyone is in bed I'm going to sneak into the Gryffindor quarters and get rid of her useless person.
Now, how to sneak into the Gryffindor common room? Polyjuice Potion seems like the only option. I know their common room password 'nostri abscóndito' because that arse Weasley practically screamed it when I was walking by yesterday. Steal some Polyjuice Potion from my godfather and everything was ready. All I need is a Gryffindor's hair. But how am I going to manage that? Hmm, Blaise Zabini seems like the perfect person. His weird obsession with the younger weasel might just help me after all.
After I successfully snatched the potion I crept into his Blaise's room.
"Blaise you awake?" I questioned will kicking his bed.
"Well now I am you arse." he retorted obviously unhappy.
"I need some of Ginny's hair, and don't lie to me I know that you have some you perverted creep." I stated while letting out a low chuckle. Blaise's obsession with Ginny had gotten outta hand when he remembered that she was a pureblood, a low-class one, but a pureblood none the less. Any other blood status would not suffice his father.
"Even if I did I wouldn't give it to you, you prick." Blaise replied his face flushed in embarrassment.
"Blaise I will curse your entire family and not to mention that little minx if you don't give it to me this instant!" I whispered loudly. "And I will cut your balls off."
Blaise stood up with a heavy sigh from his bed and bent down to his dresser. "Tell anyone I have this and I will deny it." Digging under piles of socks and underwear he pulled out a small bag filled with shocking red hair. "Only one piece Draco."
"That's all I need." I smiled as I pulled one of the strands of hair out. "By the way, how do you even get this you tosser?"
Silently exiting the room and climbing the stairs to the boy's restroom, I quickly shoved the hair into the small flask. After waiting the prescribed five minutes I rapidly gulped the bloody solution down. Slowly I could see the changes the hair, the face, the eyes, and last the chest.
"Hmm, let's see what little weasels hiding." I smirked while I slipped off my attire. "Not bad," I laughed thinking about how mad Blaise would be. "Actually I'm sort of surprised."
After returning my clothing to its original state I slipped out of the bathroom and out of the common room. After climbing the multiple stairs and finding myself outside of the Gryffindor common room I stared at the picture. What an ugly picture and what an idiotic way to enter a room. What were the words again? Oh right-
"Nostri-" I began in my low voice. Oh arse! Letting out a quiet cough, "Abscóndito" I finished in a high pitched girly voice.
The door stayed closed for a second and then slowly opened. I entered the room smugly, congratulating myself along the way. I Draco Malfoy have successfully snuck my way into the all mighty Gryffindor common room. If only my father could see my now. Slowly slithering up the stairs and through the door labeled 'Ladies' I found myself at the foot of Hermione Grangers bed. Bloody Mudblood. 'It's now or never' I thought as I slipped my wand out of my robes. 'She actually looks pretty peacefully like this. There's time for a goodbye kiss.' I slowly leaned forward and kissed her filthy Mudblood lips. Surprisingly soft and plumb I pulled back and uttered, "Goodbye."
"Pereo!" I whispered with a flick of my wand. Soon Granger would disappear from her bed, and out of my life. I'm happy but how come I feel so guilty? I know this is the right thing to do. I'm so tired of my greatness being overlooked. Oh well, it's Granger anyways.
Quickly exiting the room I rushed out of the door and back down the stairs as the Polyjuice Potion wore off. I settled in my bed pulling the covers over my tired body. Tomorrow Ron Weasley and the next day Harry Potter. As I closed my eyes pleasant thoughts filled my head.
'A world without those tossers.'
The Golden Trio would be gone soon enough.
Nostri Abscóndito- Latin for 'our secret place' not in Harry Potter but used to help this fanfic
Pereo- Latin for perish, die, disappear, vanish, be lost, go by not in Harry Potter but used to help this fanfic
Tosser – Idiot
Wanker – Idiot
Sod Off – Piss off
Dodgy – Suspicious
Skive – Lazy or avoid doing something
Bugger – Jerk
Absobloodylootely – YES!
Brilliant! – Great!
Fit – Hot
Arse – Ass
Shag – Screw
Cock-up – Screw up
Daft Cow – Idiot
Knob Head – Idiot/Dickhead
Plonker – Idiot
Rubbish – Garbage or 'That's crap!'
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-Lauren