This is suppose to be up for April fools a loong time ago. But uh, now it's up. It ain't done yet but im working on it.
Hope fully get more up today.
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Prank War
The bright morning sun shone through the transparent window and right into a sleeping Kai's face. Kai yawned and slowly sat up and rubbed one eye with his hand, his crimson eyes shone like rubies in the light, causing Kai to squint from the brightness and mutter a curse under his breath. He turned his head to the calendar on the wall and his eyes shot open. It read April 1st, also known as April Fools. Or more like Tala's day. April Fools is like Tala's birthday, where he does anything you could think of, literally.
"Crap!" Kai mumbled as he numbly got up to take a wake up shower or more of a please-make-me-forget-this-day-forever one.
Tala came over to Kai's house the other day and that worried Kai a bit. How does he always find an excuse to crash at Kai's place? Not even Kai knew the answer to that. What if Tala had put something weird in one of the drawers or something, perhaps a lion or two? It's always possible with Tala. Kai shook his head and continued towards the bathroom. Kai was being very cautious of his surroundings, he looked around the hallway and peeked through the door, checking if Tala had booby trapped something. No sign. Yet. But still, it COULD happen.
The coast is clear. Kai felt really stupid, like in one of those James Bond movies where James is sneaking into their headquarters or something like that. He stepped in and closed the door behind him slowly. Kai checked the drawers for any kind of suspiciousness, nothing. Kai sighed in relief and stripped off his shirt, PJ pants, boxers and stepped into the shower tub.
'What if Tala was secretly recording him right now?' Kai thought. 'What if he's going to up it up on Youtube or Facebook? What if he- Stop! Don't think about it! He might be a stuck up total dickwad but he ain't that mean. Plus he knows that I'll eat him…well, no, not really, but I'll crush his balls that's for sure…'
Kai sighed and turned on the shower tap; the clear water striking against his thighs and chest, making him relax under the touch. Kai closed his eyes in contentment but quickly opened when he noticed something very wrong.
There was the shower tap.
There was the water splashing out of it.
The water was…bright YELLOW.
It looked horribly like piss. Kai gasped and stepped away from it. Then he realized it wasn't piss. It smelled fresh and it doesn't stink like the toilet. It was lemonade.
TALA.
Fuck! Tala got him. Kai tasted the water, yes, it is lemonade alright. Tala had put one of those damn drink crystals in the tap. One of the oldest trick in the moth eaten book, and it got the great Kai Hiwatari. Kai had thought that Tala would do something huge, like burn up his desk or anything he does normally, but drink crystals? Really? That wasn't a big trick, but big enough to piss the hell out of anyone.
Kai swore and took out the crystal package and washed and rinsed himself multiple times, even the shampoo won't wash away the strong stench of lemonade. It was infuriating. Who knew that lemonade could have such a strong smell to it? Kai shook his head and climbed out, pulled on a pair of boxers and went back to his room to get dressed.
When he was back in his room, Kai dug into his drawers and pulled out some clean clothes hoping that it would block out the lemonade scent a bit. In the end, he had a pair of black bondage jeans on, a white tank top, and a couple of wristbands and necklaces complimenting the rest of the outfit.(one of those Japanese street wear) It was the stuff he had from Japan and the only things he could find at the moment. Deeming the outfit acceptable to his standards, Kai grabbed his bag and stomped out of his room, treading down stairs almost slipping and muttering 'oh shit!' on the way.
"Kai what's that lemonade smell?" Susumu asked his son, when Kai flopped down on the chair.
"Hnnn…shut it…" Kai banged him head down on the table.
"Looks like someone has a hissy fit!" Susumu snickered behind his newspaper. Yes, his father has a way of making Kai talk.
"No I don't! It's just that…Tala put all the drink crystals in the tap…" Kai sighed out, downing a bit of juice.
"(snicker) You know, the more fruit you have the more you're going to smell like a fruit salad in the end of the day." Susumu joked, whilst getting a glare from Kai. Although it did make Kai laugh a bit.
"Dad…that's not cool…"
"I know…"
"Then why'd you say that?"
"Because…"
"Because?"
"You're stupid."
"……"
"Hahaha I'm kidding!
"I know know…"
"Anyways you better get going or you wanna live off of your old man and take a ride?"
"Live off of you?" Kai said with humor in his voice.
"…fair enough. Then let's go before your grandpa yells at us."
Kai came up with a plan to get Tala back. It's so simple, so bang on, it's defiantly going to work.
Perfect.
Just before the next class, when all the students went in the change rooms, Kai sneaked to the front change rooms. He had a girl's sign and a boy's sign. Kai grinned evilly as he stuck the 'girl' one to the boy's change room, and the boy's one on the girl's.
Excellent.
5 minutes later
Kai gave a cold stare when he saw Tala, as they were going to P.E class.
"So, Kai, d'you get my morning present?" Tala smirked his superior smirk.
"As a matter of fact I did…" Kai shot back, returning that smirk.
"Good, I can smell it…"
"Mhm…"
The two glared at each other for a moment until Tala went to change. Kai couldn't help but smirk when Tala entered the 'boy's' room without thinking.
Any second now.
"EEEEEKKKKKKK!!! TALA YOU PERVERTED CREEP!!!!" A loud thundering scream echoed through the whole place.
Kai laughed and laughed as the girls threw their stuff at the red head, who was running out of the change room in top speed. But it didn't end. No matter how many times Tala tried to explain and apologize, the crazy girls won't listen and continually throw their things at the poor teen.
Finally, the screams and yells faded away, and a tired and beat up Tala stumbled beside his 'friend'.
"Happy now?" Tala panted, clearly not enjoying it.
"Very much yes." Kai grinned at Tala, who playfully shoved Kai.
"Well, you know this isn't the end." Tala slumped down.
"You're on man."
"Oh you better believe it…" With that, their conversation ended.
Science was next.
Unfortunately, Mr VonDu, the science teacher does not accept anything that's lower than 90%, therefore making Kai's life a complete total mess at the moment. His grandfather not willing to except 'low' standards of marks, and for the fact he's part Asian, to people, they HAVE to get As for average. Plus Mr VonDu yelling in his face for 10 minutes straight, about how 'terrible' 86% is.
Not easy.
So Kai and Tala shuffled their way in, fighting for a good chair. Tala won in the end; Kai sending a death glaring him. Kai didn't like the look on Tala's face. It spelt smug all over. And smug's not good on April fools.
Not good at all.
Tala's on to something.
And Kai didn't like the look on bit.
"SO! I SEE ZAT VEE HAVE AVRIL FOOL SPIRIT EH?" Kai's thoughts were rudely interrupted but a booming Mr VonDu.
The class mumbled a bit, clearly scarred of the crazy teacher.
"Vell, I am NOT I r-r-r-repeat (tongue roll) NOT, tolerating zis 'fool sing' understand?!"
'Yes sirs' and 'corrects' came out.
Kai glared at Tala. Tala glared back, with amusement still upon his eyes.
Grrr.
"Today, I'm not going to teach a new unit!" Mr VonDu boomed.
The class yayed.
"QUIET!!!"
Silence.
"Good, now, Ze r-r-r-reason vhy iz because I need to talk to some of zee stoodentz. Ven I call your name, come in my office. Clear? Clear."
"Ooooo…Kai's in trouble Kai's in trouble…" Tala sang, rocking back and forth on his chair.
Kai wanted to tip that damn thing over. With Tala.
"Shut up Ivanov, I'm not the one that almost repeated the whole damn course." Kai shot back.
"So?" (shrug)
"Don't you care just a bit?"
"Nah."
Fucker.
Kai rolled his eyes and went back to whatever he was doing before the red headed disease struck.
But it didn't last long when-
"HIWATARI."
Kai froze and processed it in his mind. Tala was grinning now. That bastard. He did something.
Kai gave the Russian the finger and the execution signal with his thumb sharply wiping across his neck.
Kai approached Mr VonDu's office door. It felt like the dragon's lair, a cave. Kai curiously glanced in the crack of the door, seeing Mr VonDu sitting on his saggy royal blue chair, looking at some kind of paper.
"Err, Mr VonDu-
"Hiwatari, come here! Zit (sit)." The teacher pointed at a seat beside him. Kai sat down, feeling uneasy.
"Hiwatari!" Suddenly.
"Yes…sir…?"
"Overall I sink you've done a fair job zis semestal, but zere just von sing…" Mr VonDu started, analyzing Kai's grades in his head.
"One thing?"
"(sigh) Could you explain zis?" Mr VonDu handed Kai some papers, Kai taking them and having a look.
Kai's jaw dropped.
What. The. Fuck.
"Can you explain vhy you w-w-wrote boogerz in every question?" Mr VonDu asked, glaring curiously at Kai, who was still hanging there, with his mouth open.
True enough, only the word 'boogers' were written all over the sheet. Kai DID NOT write that. Then if he didn't… and other people wouldn't dare mess with him except for….
TALA.
THAT BASTARD.
There was "What is asexual reproduction?" Answer: Boogers. "Why can't humans reproduce without a partner?" Answer: Boogers. "Give three examples of DNA mutations: Answer: 1 boogers 2 Nose shit 3 BOOGERS!!! Draw a diagram of a mutated cell: It was a dark squiggle with boogers written on the side, topped it off with an arrow pointing at the squiggle. And on the name space place it wrote: Kai I-Luuurrrrvvveee- boogers Hiwatari. Then on the bottom of the page it read: Mr Vondu is a FAG. With a smiley face. You guessed it, on the front, there was a big fat 'F' written up.
Tala Tala Tala Tala TALA!!!
That kid's going to PAY BIG TIME.
Kai explained to Mr VonDu about the 'mistake' for 15 minutes to get it to process through the teacher's head that a certain 'someone' made a joke out of it. So luckily for Kai Mr VonDu gave him a break and scheduled a redo later on. And that thing was worth a chunk of grades.
Tala was laughing and chocking when Kai came out of the office, glaring at the redhead like there was no tomorrow. But Kai had to admit that was a really good one. He knew Tala would and could pull off something like that!
"I'm so getting you back Ivanov." Kai hissed at Tala.
"I'd like to see you try Hiwatari." Tala winked, sending Kai over the edge completely.
Oh he's gonna get it….
He's gonna REGRET it…
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