.: Authors' Note :.
NO! We must have proper grammar or Nazi-Germany will come after us! Anyway, the story is a collaboration between us sisters: Jinx5647 and meh, Nordics4Life. The story is her idea, while I mainly type it and post. Enjoy!~ ^J^
*Disclaimer* We have no rights over Hetalia. However, we do have Hidekazu Himaruya held hostage until we get them. (I still don't see the point of these damn things…)
Bob just got back from Café Spain, still depressed about the breakup with his girlfriend. Might as well watch some TV, you know, to get her off my mind. While scrolling through the channels, he almost fell over at the scene. There was a weird man with spiky hair staring quite intensely at the screen, screaming something about a "Pairing Game." Not to mention the guy in a Superman costume in the background…and the albino bird whisperer…
*Meanwhile in the studio*
Denmark couldn't help but scream the introduction of the show. He was just too excited to resist, since this was his first big break on television. Who knows, he might just find himself a role on Jersey Shore one day. Hey, spray tans are available, right? He continued with his monologue.
"This is the show for all Hetalia fans out there, to see those fandoms come to life! Which ones will actually work? Honestly, I'm not too sure of any of them, you fangirls can get pretty crazy. Meet my co-hosts! The hero himself, saving the world from global warming time and time again, I preset to you all: MURICA!"
The nation failingly attempted to fly on stage, when he landed with a nasty thud. He then continued to stumble to the microphone.
"I didn't think the tag on this was right, it said that the costume didn't let me fly… whatever. ANYWAYS! I am the heroic co-host of this show, along with my good buddy. He has an awesome pet bird, and currently operates the AWESOME button. I present none other than the awesome: PRUSSIA!" The albino strutted his stuff onto the stage. No France, not that stuff. Gilbird flew close behind.
"I AM ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA, AND I ZINK VE SHOULD GET ZIS SHOW STARTED!" He ran over and slammed his hand down on the AWESOME button. The word glowed brightly over the stage, with an applause heard in the background. How cheesy.
Denmark managed to shove Prussia off of the microphone. "So guys, we're gonna take a commercial break for a bit, but stay tuned for our first pairing war. The polls show that it will be: EstFin versus SuFin! What a war, we'll see you soon!
As the commercial break began, the sign for Café Spain was shown in large letters on the screen. Bob blinked for a moment before breaking down in tears.
.: Authors' Note:.
(Nordics4Life) So that's chapter one, guyzzzz!~ :P Do any of you guys actually remember that guy watching the show? I thought that Bob would be a lovely, original name for him. We honestly feel like the narrator of Hetalia while writing this, just look at all the comments we put in there :3
(Jinx5647) THIS WAS ALL MY IDEA! (but didn't we already say that? Oh well, just a friendly reminder! ^u^) Anyway, in your reviews, if you have any requests for future pairing wars, feel free to write them and we may (but probably won't…jk) consider putting them in our story.