May Kanker was fed up! No matter what she did, she couldn't seem to get her boyfriend, Ed to go all the way with her. She'd tried dressing sexy, "accidentally" putting her hands in naughty places when they'd sit and watch his favorite movies, even to the point of giving him a lap dance once and he just started sweating profusely and ran away. Literally, he got up and ran out the door, locking himself in his bathroom and refusing to come out until she'd left only to spot him later through the little window into his underground bedroom, beating his dick to porn in the basement. She'd tried to talk about it but he just changed the subject or acted dumb, aka his normal self, and refused to cooperate.

Now, she'd get to the bottom of this once and for all!

She timed it perfect, as his parents were out of town and his sister, after being sufficiently bribed, was staying at a friend's house. While he'd stepped away, into his bathroom to do his business, she'd locked the basement door as well as his bedroom one, essentially locking them in a room together. When he came out and spotted her Ed paused, blinking at her dumbly before waving at her like an idiot. "Hey May!"

"We need to talk, now Ed." She insisted determination clear in her eyes as she stepped away from the door and stalked towards him.

"Okay. What?"

"I wanna know why you don't wanna have sex with me, Ed." The blonde girl took another step, watching the blood drain from her boyfriend's face and his skin turn ashen with panic.

"Uh, wanna watch a movie instead? I'll go make the popcorn!" He side stepped around her, making a b-line for the door only to find it locked, ungiving no matter how hard he tugged at it. "The, uh, door, seems to be stuck."

"It's not stuck, Ed. It's locked. I locked it."

He paused in his hasty determination of getting the door to budge and looked back at her. "You did? Why?"

She marched up to stand in front of him, bracing her hands on either side of his tall frame. "Because I'm not unlocking that door until we either go all the way or you tell me why you won't do it with me!"

His eyes looked terrified despite clearly having a size advantage, being over a foot taller than her after all. Looking around, like an animal trying to find a way out he began to "uh" and "um" like he was trying to figure out a way to get free. "I…I can't tell you…"

"Why not? What's wrong?" She prodded, pushing up against him. "I know Double-D and Eddy both have popped their cherries, why are you holding out."

When he didn't answer May hesitated, halting in her assault of him. "I-is it me? Is there something wrong with me? You don't want me?"

"What?! No! No, that's not it!" He held up his hands and started to "uh" and "um" again, like he was trying to figure out what to say next, which just confirmed her suspicions that he was lying.

"You know what? Fine!" With her Kanker strength she shoved the big lug out of the way and grabbed the key out of her pocket, trying, and missing, several times to unlock the door despite her eyes welling up with tears. "I guess I'm just not the girl for you. All this time I liked you and thought you liked me and it turned out I'm not what turns you on. I'll just go and leave you to your porn or whatever."

Finally the key hit home and she got the damn thing unlocked, getting the door pulled open a fraction before a heavy weight slammed it shut, a palm pressing hard into the wood.

The room was suddenly filled with silence save for bits of hiccupped cries and heavy breathing behind her, making the hairs on the back of her neck stand up. "May…"

That goofy tenor had turned into a deep base as she slowly turned around, seeing him looming over her like a big heap of a man he actually was. His eyes were downcast at the moment while she wiped the dripping tears from her face and onto the back of her short shorts. When they came up to look at her May's breath caught in her throat; he didn't look like the same man, he wasn't her big goofy Ed anymore.

In a single move he tipped her chin up to him and kissed her, hard and wanting, demanding her full attention despite the surprise of being swooped in on. She barely had time to react when he lifted her up like she weighed nothing, arms around her, cupping her ass before turning around and all but throwing her back on the bed.

The blonde bounced up the bed a space, nearly banging her head on the wall behind her before he was above her, pinning her down with both hands and eyes to kiss her more, so much more she couldn't seem to think straight. Every time she tried to speak, even his name something would cover it, either his mouth or his large hand until she finally put two and two together that he wanted her silent.

For a guy with large hands he had surprisingly nimble fingers', getting her top unbuttoned in a matter of seconds and was already working his way through the front clasps of her bra with one hand while the other was undoing the button and zipper of her shorts. In just a few minutes he had her undressed and spread legged under him despite him only losing a shirt, at that as because of her incessant tugging at it.

It wasn't until he unbuckled his belt and pulled himself free of his pants that May looked down and figured out why he'd been avoiding this. "Good God, you're huge!"

Ed's square head turned the color of a tomato, not looking her in the eye. He started to pull away, sitting back on his heels, leaving her almost chilled and alone on her little part of the bed. "I didn't want to hurt you…"

Slowly May sat up and leaned forward, putting a warm palm on his cooled shoulder. "Ed, it's okay. I get it now. But you know I had a suspicion about it. You are a big guy after all."

Taking his face in her hand she turned him to face her, kissing him softly, enough to soften the edges of his defenses before pulling him back down with her. When she seemed to finally get his feathers unruffled she reached into the back pocket of her discarded shorts and pulled out a little foil square, the label on it reading, "XL size". "See, I told you I had a hunch."

With a smile he took it from her and set to work getting the slip of latex situated before getting into position. Excitement had already helped partially with prep but warm, large fingers helped even more, pushing her over the edge with an ease even she was surprised he had.

To say it hurt was an understatement; by the time he hit bottom she was wrapped around him like a whimpering child, and to his credit, he didn't move until she said he could. Their movements were slow, stiff, and foreign, Ed trying not to hurt her with his sheer blatant size and May trying to not show it hurt. After a while it went from pain to pleasure, that nausea in the pit of her stomach from taking something so big slipping free until all she could do was chant his name over and over again like a mantra while she gripped at him til finally everything went white like a flash behind her eyes. She came down from the high and the nausea returned, making him stop until it passed despite him still being rock hard between her legs. When it passed he started again, going and going until he do got his release and they were left a sweaty, puddle of arms and legs in the middle of his unmade bed. After a brief hydration break and a mild surprise of a whole box of condoms (Ed was more prepared than May originally thought) hey got the hang of it and by the end of the night, and about 3 or 4 condoms later everything was a lot easier.

May noticed something else too. The more they went for it, the more demanding her boyfriend came. It finally came full circle when he had her on her hands and knees and he gripped at her pony tail, rutting her like a bitch in heat until he came, slapping her on the ass in victory. They both suddenly froze, May looking over her shoulder at him in surprise and him blushing from ear to ear. "I'm so sorry May! I don't kn…"

"Do it again." She told him, blushing despite a little grin on her face. "I liked it."

Without hesitation he slapped her other ass cheek, a little less hard than before. Then again when she fussed at him for backing off, harder that time; starting a whole new ball rolling between them.

What a nice way to spend a weekend alone, eh?