Welcome all to the Tokyo mew mew show! It's me your lovable little host Hoshi! This week we will have Kichiro, Kish, Ringo and others!
Me: look what Amanda gave me! o.-
(Holds up picture)
Me: it's porn of Ringo!
Me: let's get Kish out here
(Kish comes out)
Me: we have a present for you
(Holds up box with picture in it)(Kish takes it)
Kish: what is it?
Me: open it ass hole!
(Kish opens it)(I smile evilly)
Kish: what the hell is this!?
Me: porn of Ringo
Kish: why!?
(Ringo comes in)
Ringo: where the hell did you get that!?
Me: Amanda
Ringo: oh my god!
(Ringo runs over and takes the picture away from Kish)
Ringo: why did you give this to Kish!?
Me: I was thinking of giving him one of Ichigo but you haven't been on the show yet
Ringo: . . .
Me: bye, bye you two!
(Ringo walks out mad and Kish follows her)
Me: next will be Kichiro
(Kichiro walks out and bows)
Me: you have a Q!
Kichiro: what is the question?
Me: "are you a cross dressing girl or a guy?"
Kichiro: . . .
Me: are you a guy?
Kichiro: yes, how did you not guess that?
Me: you have long hair
Kichiro: so
Me: only chicks have long hair
Me: . . . are you a chick?
Kichiro: no!
Me: are you shore?
Kichiro: yes! I'm not a girl
Me: then get a hair cut!
Kichiro: . . .
Me: well that's all for today see you next time!
Amanda: if you want more of Ringo's porn pictures call 000-000-001!
Me: get out of here!