Eric: "Donna, are you read yet! I've been waiting out here for like ever. For all I know, it's 1990 and a whole bunch of Star Wars movies might've come out and I missed them because here I am waiting besides the car with this entire luggage since you won't come out!"
Donna: "Eric, chill! I'm just getting some stuff from the fridge and then we'll be on our merry way," Donna yelled out from inside the Eric's kitchen. Donna walks out with a bag of tune sandwiches.
Eric: "You kept me waiting for tuna?"
Donna: "We got to eat something and I'm not stopping by any roadside diner. I'm not usually in the mood for Chef's Surprise because I don't know what the hell the surprise is!"
Eric: "I'm guessing cockroach legs," Eric said while smirking. Donna slapped him on the arm as she walked around the Vista Cruiser to get to the passenger seat. Eric plopped down besides her in the driver seat as he started the car up.
Donna: "Ok, before we go, we need to check if we have everything."
Eric groaned.
Donna: "Shut up you big baby. I swear, if I have to change your diapers on this trip then I'm not going."
Eric: "You don't need to change my diapers…but you do need to breast feed me."
Donna laughed and slugged Eric on the shoulder.
Donna: "Didn't I tell you to shut up? Now, where were we?"
Eric: "Still in the driveway last time I checked."
Donna: I swear, you're next to impossible.
Eric: "No, I'm next to the most beautiful girl in the world." Donna smiled and Eric leaned over for a kiss.
Donna picked up a white piece of paper and pushed Eric off her.
Donna: "Ok there big boy, let's save that for later. Now, do we have sleeping bags?"
Eric: "Checked."
Donna: "Flashlights?"
Eric: "Checked."
Donna: "Food?"
Eric: "Checked."
Fez: "And one sexy foreign boy…checked," Fez said as he emerged from the back seat.
Eric: "Fez, what the hell are you doing here?"
Fez: "I heard you guys were going on a camping trip and I wanted to tag along too. Maybe I'll get to meet a sexy wild woman like back in my country. But you had to be careful if you displeased them or else you'll get a spear in your head."
Donna: "Fez, thank you for that enlightening story, but we really need to leave and so do you. So…bye!"
Fez: "Oh, you guys are never any fun!"
Eric: "Fez, why don't you go eat candy and watch Charlie's Angels?"
Fez: "Oh, good idea Eric. But first I must stop by the market and get some lotion."
Eric and Donna stared.
Fez: "Ummm…it's for my feet," Fez said as he bolted from the car and ran down the driveway.
Eric: "Well, that was interesting. C 'mon Donna, lets get out of this town."
Donna: "Sounds good to me...Wait! We almost forgot the stash!"
Eric: "Donna, Donna, if you really think I'll forget something like that then you don't know me at all," Eric said as he held up a bag filled with pot.
Eric shot out of the driveway at last and started down the street.
Donna: So did you ask Hyde if you could borrow that?
Eric: No.
Donna: No wonder he's chasing us.
More to come soon on Eric and Donna's whacky road trip! Stay tuned! Hope you enjoyed it so far.