It was just another day at autumn greasy's diner as 21yrs old Pacifica northwest everything was normal…well as normal as it can be in a town like gravity falls. Having been working at the diner since she was 13yrs old Pacifica was happier here than she was home. The atmosphere was warmer & the people she once looked own on was a lot nicer to her. Working there she grew to love the food there especially the deep-fried menu, that along with puberty caused her to grow into a sexy woman. A thick & curvy woman with Large H- Cup tits seemed to practically defy gravity in an impossible manner, a big round ass. With mouthwatering wide hips that swings when she walks like a graceful dancer. A graceful dancer with the ample booty of a sex goddess jiggles every time she moved. Despite her beauty Pacifica was not vain having learned years ago that looks weren't everything.

"hey Pacifica, can you take this order to the booth by the manliness tester."

"ok sure…let's see what we got a grilled cheese with a sliced tomato &…tomato soup...there only one I know guy to order this combo & I know…why."

Pacifica during her years working there had become a food psychic being able to tell what someone was feeling based on what they ordered. Taking the order to the table she saw it was her best friend Mason Pines better known as Dipper. The two became close being able to talk to each other about certain things that they don't like to share.

"here you go dork."

"thanks, Paz."

"when did you get back?"

"this morning."

"so how'd the case go."

Dipper had grown into a strong young man having grown up to be a hunk in the eyes of many women, now having the brawn to match the brains. Dipper now lived in gravity falls having moved there during junior high now works as a paranormal investigator normally sending him to places around the world.

"oh, you know…crazy cult tried to summon a bill cipher wannabe…I stopped them kicked their asses then they swore vengeance on me as I reverse the flow of the portal sending them to their master's world.

"so just a day at the office."

"pretty much."

"so I take its not work that's bumming you out."

"what do you mean."

"Dipper I know you only order this when you're upset about something so spill it pines."

"ok fine…you know that girl from dating site Mabel set me up on…the one I've been dating for a few months."

"yeah Emma-Su."

"she dumped me right after I finished the case."

"ouch…talk about a bitter sweet end."

"tell me about it but honestly I should have seen it coming."

"how so?"

"well the first time she came to gravity falls despite saying she was ok with all the weirdness I knew she wasn't."

"that's no excuse to just end it."

"we It goes deeper than that..."

"how so."

"well during our first attempt to…well."

"fuck…"

"way to be discreet."

"hey since my parents move to L.A. I hold nothing back."

"well…it turned out I'm too big for her…. she didn't even want to try"

Pacifica couldn't help but to laugh after hearing her friend plight regarding his problem which only annoyed him more.

"well it's obvious she likes them small but fierce."

"thanks, Pacifica I need someone to kick me while I'm down."

"lighten up Mr. Virgin."

"hey, you're as much a virgin as I am."

"uh no, need I remind you I lost mine last year." She said

"oh right, by the way what setting was he on when he popped your cherry low, medium or high."

Pacifica's face turned red with embarrassment as she looks at Dipper who turned the tables.

"keep your voice down…I don't want that getting around!"

"face it your love life I just as tragic as mine…besides the last guy you dated was that loser your parent tried to set you up with."

"yeah he was a real loser…didn't like independent women"

"which is why you ended up buying that vibrator."

In defeat Pacifica sat down across from Dipper taking one of the slices of grilled cheese after he offered.

"geez how hard is it to find a relationship." Groaned Dipper

"you're telling me I mean look how hot I am…heck I've got the biggest rack in town."

"the second biggest…don't forget Mabel's got you beat but a cup size." He teased

"not for long…"

"what do you mean?"

"I'm going to start a new diet soon where everything I eat goes to my breasts."

"I see."

"by the summer I'll be rocking J-cups maybe even K-cups." She said with joy in her eyes

Taking a moment Dipper imagined Pacifica with bigger breasts the thought aroused him & made him laugh at the same time.

"what's so funny?"

"you realize that if you do that by summer you'll have a series of problem."

"like?"

"for starters you'll be so top heavy all summer that you'll be tripping a lot & falling forward the only way to compensate is to make your butt bigger too."

"ok hadn't thought of that…damn I thought I finally had a way of ending her alpha tits rants."

"relax you're beautiful you don't need to improve on perfection."

"thanks Dipper & you're a hunk with brains the right girl will come along."

"Hey you want to play some Bloodcraft: Overdeath…a new event is starting"

"sure…I'll see online..."

"Ok we I better get to the shack I have to tell ford about my case then I'm deleting that dating profile I'm done with that site..."

"I'm sure you'll find the one."

"thanks, but at this point I'll settle for just getting laid

Later…

Pacifica having finished her shift for the day made her way home couldn't help but think of a way to help him out. Pacifica lived in an apartment above a store, thought it was small it was cozy better than her old mansion. Heading inside she immediately began tossing her clothes aside piece by piece until she was naked gathering everything tossing them into her laundry basket.

"I love having my own place I can strut around butt naked & no one can stop me."

Heading into her room she gathered a few things before heading to her bathroom, setting them aside Pacifica began running her bath before. Settling into her bath water Pacifica began to feel her stress melt away.

"what a day I had to break up two fight & kick that stupid gnome for trying to peak up my skirts again & that was before Dipper showed up."

Her mind went back to Dipper & the conversation about their love lives, more importantly their sex lives.

"how hard is it to find a good guy, I'm sick of that vibrator!" she groaned

Pacifica couldn't help but sulk over her lack of progress didn't even have a boyfriend in high school all the boys were intimidated by her figure, beauty & in general her swag. This basically made them afraid to talk to her believing her to be unattainable causing them to babble like idiots when she tried to talk to them which annoyed them except for Dipper.

Thinking back to what Dipper said earlier about not wanting to try for another relationship so soon would rather just get laid.

"I'm with you, Dipper."

Suddenly a realization washed over her hitting her harder than a guy who could have had a V-8.

Hours later

After her bath Pacifica went back to her room to get ready for her online gaming session with Dipper. Dressed in an oversized T-Shirt sitting on her bed Pacifica turn on her game station ready to play. Seeing that Dipper had been online & invited him to him to a private chat.

"hey Dipper sorry if I kept you waiting no worries."

Both loaded up Bloodcraft: Overdeath & began their game they were known as some of the top players in the game taking down whoever was dumb enough to challenge them.

"so Dipper how did Mabel take you deleting that account."

"she said that she'd introduce me to some of candy & Grenda's relatives."

"wow she's determined to find you the one."

"I know…lets focus on the game."

After hours of dominating the game both decided to call it a night before the logged off Pacifica decided to ask Dipper something.

"so, Dipper I wanted to ask you something."

"when you said that you were done with relationship for now & would rather settle on just getting laid did you mean that?"

"at the time it was more of a joke but to be honest yeah, I think I need a lot more experience in the other field before I go back to relationships."

"oh ok, hey listen I need I'm off tomorrow think you can come to the mall with me I need to do some shopping."

"uh sure but shouldn't you ask Mabel & the others I'm not really good at this stuff."

"no…this is something I need your opinion on."

"ok see you tomorrow."

"yeah see you tomorrow."

End Of Ch.1