Graypaw sat in the training hollow, watching intently as a large bush rustled ever so slightly. He growled, and flexed his claws. Suddenly, the bush shuddered again, and a small orange shape burst out of it, hissing.
Graypaw jumped back as Firepaw hurtled onto him. Both cats glared at each other.
Graypaw-Again we meet, Firepaw
Firepaw-Indeed.
They keep staring intently at each other until it got dark, and it began to rain, and then a random fire started and everyone died. Then a random mouse decided to walk past Graypaw's paws, and pulled out a paint can and dyed them orange. Only then did they become aware that the world was still revolving and they needed to breathe and do all that other stuff to stay alive.
Graypaw-(Gasping for breathe since he was holding it for so long) You have soiled my honour!
Firepaw-(also gasping for breath since he too was holding it for so long) You've broken my honor!
Graypaw-(sees a cricket) Ohh! Cricket! Anyways, you have no honour!
Firepaw-You spell honor like a Brit! And whats with all these random things happening like that mouse who just dyed your paws orange?
Graypaw-(gasps) I am horribly insulted! Have at you! (Jumps onto Firepaw)
Firepaw-(Jumps onto Graypaw)
Ohh and just as they were about to beat each other to a little mess of fur and claws, a new voice echoed through the hollow, and a dark brown tabby charged out of the bushes.
Tigerclaw-Stop!
Graypaw and Firepaw-(Stop attacking each other)
Graypaw-Oh no!
There stood Tigerclaw. Tigerclaw the magnificent. Tigerclaw the all-mighty. Or, if you hate Tigerclaw, Tigerclaw the stupid retarded loser face. Anyway, Tigerclaw stood there, and then he slowly sank into an attack crouch, his huge eyes glaring intently at the two apprentices.
Firepaw and Graypaw do the same.
Firepaw-We must work together
Suddenly, by a completely random occurrence and chance, a giant eagle swooped down and grabbed Tigerclaw by the neck and devoured him in 5 seconds then flew away again.
Firepaw-Wow…That was completely random
Graypaw-I still want to know why my paws are orange…and what the heck is a Brit?!
Firepaw-You know, I have no idea.
Graypaw-Oh…okay…(thinks for a minute) LET'S HAVE A TEA PARTY!!!!!
Firepaw-OKAY!
So Firepaw and Graypaw had a wonderful tea party with crumpets and scones, and Tigerclaw magically came back to life for a dance party. Sadly, Graypaw never found out what a Brit was, nor did he ever find out why his paws were orange.