Author's Note: Yeah the title is Polish but...It's english! I really love this ship and they need the attention and popularity they deserve. This is a timeline of the lives of Numbuh 60 and Numbuh 86 (Fanny and Patton), Also there is some implied (but not described-) sex so...warning?
Feburary 23, 1992
One year old Patton Aleksander Drilovsky was in house near his mother and father, they were having the Fulbright family over. As he saw their car parked in front of his house and he tugged his father's military uniform to tell both his parents that the Fulbright family have arrived.
Once the Fulbright family had enter his house, his mother and father started to talk to a brown haired man and a strawberry blonde haired woman while Patton saw them holding a baby
"Hey is that your baby?" The one year old asked
"Yeah" The strawberry blonde woman said with a smile
"Where did it come from?" the boy asked
The Fulbrights blushed as well as the boy's parents
"Patton? Do you want a baby?" His father Aleksander said as a joke
"Elk! NO!" The one year said as he faked a barf
"Do you wanna see a baby?" The male Fulbright said
The young boy looked up at his parents for some kind of permission and his mother with blonde hair and freckles nodded. The female Fulbright showed the baby to the one year old and he smiled as he held the baby
Both Fulbrights and Drilovskys smiled at the kids
The baby girl started cooing and waving her arms
"How are old is she?" The boy asked
"Six months" The mother of the baby girl said
"What's her name" He asked while he put his fingers near her hand and she grabbed it gently
"Francine Fulbright" The male Fulbright said as he saw his first and only daughter sit up next to the one year old Patton
"I like that name"
April 14th, 1997 (Age 5)
Five year old Patton was playing at the park while his mother was at work but not to worry her job is close to the park, He was playing with his closest friends Angelie and Ted. He looked at the swings and saw someone very familiar looking very sad, so the boy decides to walk up to the girl on the swings.
"Hey, why are you here alone for?" Five year old Patton asked the girl
"Why does it matter to you?" The girl said looking up at the boy
"Well it looks like you need a friend? My name is Patton. What's yours?" He said
The girl looks at him and decides to give out her small hands
"Fanny" She said as she was waiting for the boy to shake her hand
Instead of shaking her hand, he grabs her hand and pulls her off the swings
"You know your ładny, right?" The boy said
"I do not know what that means but I thinks that's friends so I guess I am going to say yes" Five year old Fanny said
"Fanny! It's time to go!" Her father said
Fanny left smiling at Patton and waved goodbye hoping she could see him again.
"Doesn't that girl knows that ładny, means pretty right?" A boy said
"Oh hush it you!"
June 1, 2000 (Age 8) !WARNING! BULLYING SCENE
"WELCOME TO THE ARTIC BASE! I'M NUMBUH 100 AND 7 AND I'M YOUR INSTRUCTOR FOR TOD-"
"Hey don't I know you?" Eight years old Patton said to the redhead girl
"I think?" The redhead girl known as Fanny said
"Yeah, I remember you! Your...uh...FANNY!"
"Oh yeah! We met at the park when we were younger that was like three years ago" Fanny said
"Yep! I wished we hanged out more but you had to leave earlier" Patton said a little down
Fanny giggles at Patton
"What?" He said
"Nobody ever said that about me?" The redhead girl said
"Why wouldn't they? You seem fine" Patton said to the girl
Fanny blushed at his comment but not hard enough for him to see it as well
"Because she just some stupid redhead!" One boy yelled
"I know! Her hair is so ugly and distasteful!" Another boy yelled
"Don't listen to them" Patton said putting his hand on her shoulders
Fanny smiled but she had tried for three years trying to ignore the boys comments about her hair comparing her to dogs and poof fishes
LATER ON THAT DAY...
Patton was off laughing with some boys that he had recently met at the training base as well as his instructor Numbuh 100 and 7
Fanny was hanging out with Rachel and Lacie looking at Patton and the other boys
"Hey! Fleas!" One boy yelled at Fanny
Fanny tries to ignore
"Is that a hairball on her head? Did your cat spit on you" A boy laughed
Fanny turns to the boy who told that comment to her and she saw it was the boys Patton was hanging out with
"Shut up dude! Her hair is like a ball of your grandma's hair!" One boy said
"DON"T DISRESPECT MY GRANDMA'S HAIR AND COMPARE IT TO THAT STUPID GIRL'S HAIR" A boy said back
"Don't listen to them Fanny" Rachel said putting her hand on Fanny's shoulder for moral support
March 22, 2001 (Age 9) OPERATION M.A.U.R.I.C.E time period
Fanny was promoted to Health Tatics as now she was known as Numbuh 86 and Patton was a Drill Sergeant in training as he was now known as Numbuh 60.
Fanny looked at Patton and saw him wave at her but she didn't wave back, after the mission at being undercover at Numbuh 9's house she started to wonder if Patton was really friends...or something close to that?
"Fanny?" Her friend Rachel said
"What?"
"What are you looking at?" Rachel asked concerning
"Nothing" Fanny said
"Are you sure?" Rachel said
"I'm sure, Rachel" Fanny said trying NOT to worry her friend
"Okay" Rachel said in a non-believing tone
Fanny saw some boys laughing and pointing at her while tugging Patton's shirt trying to make him look at her so he can make fun of her as well
"Hey! Hairball! What cat decided to spit you out like that? I'm probably guessing you had to taste pretty horrible" One boy said as he was finished tugging at Patton's shirt
Fanny thought Patton was snickering under his breath at the offensive joke and left the cafeteria. Patton decided to go after her so he lied to the boys and said he needed to pee
"Fanny?" Patton said
"Don't talk to me" She said lowly
"What?" Patton asked
"I SAID DON'T TALK TO ME YOU STOOPID BOY!!!" Fanny screamed as she started to run away from Patton hoping she never had to see him again
September 29, 2002 (Age 10)
Rachel noticed how Patton and Fanny's hate for each other had grew even more than ever before, They had started to argue with each other making Rachel's job harder for her. Always having to stop them from saying some curses in foreign languages that she can't understand and she really wants her two best friends to make up for once
"Hey Fanny, could you deliver a message to Numbuh 60?" Rachel asked
"HA! Yeah right!" Fanny said
Rachel grumbled
AT THE ARTIC BASE
"Hey Patton?" Rachel said
"What Numbuh 362" Patton said
"What's up with you and Numbuh 86?" Rachel asked
"I don't even know what I did to her for her to hate me!" Patton said
"So why don't you tell her the truth?" Rachel suggested
"Do you know how many times I had tried! She just keep on leaving me and keeps on..." Patton stops mid-sentence
"Keeps on what?" Rachel asked like she was interviewing Patton
"Nothing sir, I have to give you those files right?" Patton said while giggling nervously
"Did you have a thing for her?" Rachel asked while she was on the edge of her seat
"NO!" Patton said as he went to his office
"Sheesh" Rachel said "I don't care I'm so shipping him and Fanny"
October 10, 2002 (Age 11) Mentions of 'Ten things I hate about Numbuh 86 Fanny Fulbright' by ryt-'nd-Run13 and 'Ten Things I Hate About Numbuh 60 Patton Drilovsky' by wallukiforever (SPOILER ALERT! If you haven't read their amazing story)
Fanny and Patton has gotten a little closer to each other for the past few days, but not to close to even become friends...
The two operatives had started to have little crushes on each other well big crushes on each other but they still deny it to either each other and/or their leader Rachel
So they decided to write how much they had really hated each other so they can try to push down these feelings from their bodies and forget about it and just be friends but it was so hard for them because they only kept on mentioning how much they love each other and how they hated each other for not loving them
So Rachel found out about Patton's note titled 'Ten things I hate about Numbuh 86 Fanny Fulbright', and decided to make up a fake mission for Numbuh 86 and Rachel placed te note close to where Fanny could actually find it so she could be "nosey" and read what it had to said
When Rachel got to the Artic Base, she snooped around to see if Fanny was there and she saw her writing her own note
'This isn't good' Rachel thought then she heard Fanny groan and she saw Patton coming her way so she hid
Rachel looked inside and saw Fanny and Patton...not arguing. They were having a nice coversation but Rachel had a vibe that Patton was super scared that she was going to hit him, But it worked out for them.
Rachel saw Fanny grab Patton by his sweater and they kissed each other and Patton grabbed her 'intensifying' the kiss
Rachel started talking to the both of them after they broke there small little kiss and she complimented Patton on his 'lip gloss' and both of the operatives blushed
November 2, 2003 (Age 12) GALACTIC KND TIME PERIOD
Fanny was sad that both of her closest friends left her to become fugitives and that made her feel bad about herself...
But during the war she started to develop the word love for Patton (A/N: They weren't dating in the previous time skit), and she thought about him being her boyfriend BEFORE him leaving her
December 14, 2004 (Age 13) END OF THE GALATIC KND WAR
Fanny and Patton had declared their love for each other and officially became boyfriend and girlfriend but they kept it low key between themselves and their best friend Rachel and her secret boyfriend Nigel
*HUGE TIME SKIP* September 4, 2007 (Age 15) High School
Fanny and Patton were often caught for doing a lot of things in the first day of school like doing pranks to the principal, skipping class, and majority of it was making out with each other that their friends started to make fun of them for it.
"Wow Patton must be very hungry for breakfast this morning!" Hoagie said
"He didn't eat breakfast?" Fanny said
"No but he ate that face of yours" Hoagie said while doing a finger gun towards the blushing Patton
Later on that day, Hoagie was being chased by both Fanny and Patton...Oh poor Hoagie...
June 22, 2010 (Age 18) Prom
Fanny was kind of cautious on Prom night because she promised Patton she was going to give him a "fun time" on Prom night so she wanted it to be perfect for him.
Even though she was known to be a tough girl she was still afraid of what is going to happen after her first time.
After the "fun", Fanny quite enjoyed herself while laying next to a sleeping naked Patton in a hotel bed covered in a white blanket while she feels moist for some reason she looks under the blanket
"Oh right" She said looking at Patton's sleeping face
February 12, 2013 (Age 21)
It was Patton's 21st birthday while Fanny's birthday is six months later into the year, but he was about to get very drunk and he wants to spend it with his girlfriend and his friends.
So Fanny planned this...
Patton hangs with his friends at the bar while she busy decorating herself for him
Then he comes home a little drunk and she goes and be VERY romantic with him, giving him the best birthday
February 13, 2013 (Next day)
"Hey, Patton what did you do after the bar?" Nigel asked his friend
Patton stood quiet then try to make up a lie but then Hoagie had to say something
"Nigel, Patton didn't go straight to bed. He ate dinner then went to bed" Hoagie said as Fanny and Patton was both staring at the skinny nerd
Later that day
"Hoagie honey, how many times does Abby has to tell you stop going near Patton's dorm room at night and saying sexual references" Abby said in her third person tone as she was medicating Hoagie's wounds
"I know I know but I can't help it!" Hoagie said "They're comedy gold!"
While he started to laugh, Abby pour burning alchol on his open wound
"YEEEEEOOOOOOOW!"
August 12, 2015 (Age 24)
Patton was getting deported to another country because he is a military man.
While Fanny knew that he was going to the military so she proposed to him at their high school graduation and got married in when they officially got together last year in December, it was a huge wedding because she always dreamed of being a princess during her wedding and Patton gave that to her.
So the day before today they made true love, truer than prom night and his birthday or even the other times before that (but not on their wedding day).
Patton remembers her in her skin tight black opened bottom v-neck nightwear from Victoria Secret and telling him something like...
"I want kids!"
"What?"
But he wasn't clear on if it ever happened or not, but he kissed Fanny goodbye as he went on the plane...
Two weeks later
"Rachel?" Fanny said over the phone
"What?"
"I'm pregant!" Fanny said excitedly
"OMG!!!" Rachel said about her future godchildren
July 12, 2016 (Age 25)
Patton came back to Fanny after he found out she was pregnant no less with twins, he freaked out at first but then he realised it would be a good thing for her so she won't be lonely.
After that very painful birth that poor Fanny had to deal with, the two children calmed everyone down.
The first one that came out was a baby girl which Fanny named her Anastasia Francine Drilovsky, Representing a memorial for Patton's younger sister who was named Anastazja who died from cancer
The second one that came out was a baby boy which Patton named him Peyton Aleksander Drilovsky, Representing a little story Fanny wrote which the main charcter represented Patton himself but his name was actually Peyton but in Fanny's accent it almost sounds exactly like Patton. And Aleksander for the memorial of his father who died in a war when Patton was 10 years old.
They both held the babies and kiss each other out of love
Now (Age 35)
Anastasia and Peyton are 10 years old celebrating their age of being double digits, Patton video chatted him because he was deported to Syria, Everyone is happy and Fanny is happy that she has a great future with Patton Drilovsky.
Author's Note: Yeah so, this happened I hope you guys liked it!
Greydale :)
