Okay, this was a one-shot with my friend Laura, but now it's me and my friend Charlie, and part-two is coming soon, so I'll probably make some others with this little funny story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Charlie doesn't own Twilight. I don't own Charlie, and she doesn't own me. Charlie, anything to add?

I so own you!

Oh, yeah! Well, I own you!

The sun was shining, Renesmee was smiling, and Bella and Edward was sparkling in the sun. "Mommy, look at the bird!" Renesmee said, pointing to a red bird flying overhead. "Should we eat it, Edward?" Bella asked. Renesmee gasped. "What?! Not the pretty birdie!"

"Okay Sweetie," Bella said. Then, suddenly, Leah ran toward them. "I just phased," she said. "Have you guys seen my shirt?"

Edward screamed at the sight of her not wearing a shirt and dove into the bushes. Leah smirked. "You know you like it." Bella covered Nessie's eyes. Then Jacob showed up. "Hey Bella, I was just wondering what you were- GAH!" Jacob screamed when he saw Leah and dove into the bushes. There was another scream from Jacob. "EDWARD!?" "Get off me you stupid dog!" Edward yelled.

Just then, Alice and Jasper emerged from the woods. Alice's shirt was on backwards, and Jasper looked very embarrassed. Bella kept Nessie's eyes covered. Bella shot them a dirty look. "What were you two doing?" Jasper scratched his head. "Do you really want to know?"

Then Nessie found a box of wadded up paper. "PAPER FIGHT!" yelled.

Bella stared at her. "Wha-?" And then Jasper hit her in the face with a paper ball. Bella popped her knuckles, "Oh it's on now!"

Nessie slammed the paper ball against Jacob. Leah balled up her shirt and threw it at Edward. Edward shoved it back at her. "NO!" she yelled, as she laughed and ran off into the forest, leaving her shirt with Edward. Edward looked at the shirt a moment before dropping it quickly. Then Quil ran up and started to play the bagpipes. Bella clasped her hands over her ears and yelled, "What the hell is going on here!?"

Then Aly (AN: Meeeee!) ran up and screamed, "it's the Quinceniera! Everybody run!" No one moved. Aly said, slowly, "What's a Quinceniera?"

Jacob jumped up. "It means we get to dance!"Then he began to squaredance with himself.

Then Charlie (AN: Meeeee!) and Alexis (AN: Our Friend) ran up to Aly and they all did the Robot!

Alice dropped to the ground and did the worm! Jasper chased a butterfly. "Pretty blue and green butterfly!" he yelled. Jasper stared at it and then ran away yelling, "It's after me! It's after me!" Alice smacked her forehead. "There's only one thing to do when he get like this," she said.

"Nooo!" Edward screamed. Bella looked scared. "Alice, really?" she asked in a small voice. Alice nodded grimly. "Yes. We must bring out the peanut butter."

Edward dropped to his knees. "NOT THE PEANUT BUTTER!" Quil quickly stopped playing the bagpipes. Everyone stared as Alice pulled out the emergency peanut butter. Edward sprinted away as he yelled, "Oh dear god!"

To be continued…

DUN DUN DUN DU-UH!

An:

Aly: Okay, cool story. I take full credit for it.

Charlie: I wuv my story. Oh, did I say my story? I meant ours. Aly does NOT take full credit. It was fifty/fifty.

Aly: Okay, it was fifty/fifty, and if you liked Charlie's half of the story, then look her up. She's writing deeper into th Jasper Butterfly Fear as CharlieBrownLover21, so read her stories!

Part II up soon, we promise!