"Who wants to do a smash battle?" Lady Palutena asked as she walked in while holding onto her staff.
"Shut your trap, goddess!" Chrom snapped as he was munching on his fish sticks while sitting on the couch. "We're trying to watch daytime television here!"
"Yeah, I just love pong!" Isabelle squealed as she was also on the couch, wagging her tail in excitement.
"Need some more hair to go with your look?" Waluigi said in the commercial as he held a tonic of hair growth, applying it to a bunch of various Animal Crossing villagers as they all grew hair, clapping in joy. "Then come visit me at my new hair salon, just off the road by the Toad Turnpike!"
Palutena tilted her head as she placed her other hand on her hip, her green hair blowing around. "Don't you think there's better things to do than watching a soap opera based on pong?"
"We're a bunch of pixels in a fanfiction, what the hell do you expect?" Chrom snapped as he was getting tired of hearing her rambling on.
"Yes miss Palutena, just please hold on for a few more minutes!" Isabelle chimed as she was drinking her strawberry smoothie, burping as she blushed.
"Well just suck it in! It's not that bad!" The white pixelated ball chimed between the two pong paddles.
The right paddle murmured. "When you put it like that..."
"...Let's just get this over with." The left paddle grumbled.
The ball of pong bounced with ecstasy. "That's the spirit! Let's go!"
And the pong ball proceeded to bounce between the two paddles. Because what else could just pixelated objects be doing in a void?
"Wow, I didn't think that cute little ball had it in her!" Isabelle giggled as she clapped her hands together.
"Hmm, I guess those paddles could learn a thing or two." Chrom responded as he placed his Falchion sword to the side.
Palutena stretched her arms as she smirked. "Heh, I guess those pixel bunches have more to them than they seem."