Please dont think I am crazy. But here, I must share this
with you. I just...oh, idk... this is Marseillaise gone off the wrong end...again...I promised you this in Une Histoire de Deux Vivres, i shall comply...
Plot-Bunnies are first and foremost, wonderful. They come and give you plotlines for fanfics. Let me tell you about my plot bunny. He is an all white bunny with fangs. His name is Robespierre. I am not joking. Seriously. How he got his name is a long story. He got it very recently, ut till then he was Watson's Moustache. Okay. So, me and some of my friends went to go see Gatsby. And, we all brought stuffed animals. My friend brought me a stuffed base. I named it Robespierre, and the name stuck. (just ask Om.) So, I decided that my plot bunny should be named Robespierre.
Everyone has a plot bunny, somewhere in their possibly strange and messed up mind. I love my plot bunny. Without him, i woulx be stuck having No Ideas. Unfortuently, plot bunnies need care and maintainence. If you do not feed your plot bunny by reading the books you want him or her to plot about, fhen they will be hungry and you will experience Writers Block. Reading other fanfiction is good, too! Plot bunnies are our friends. Robespierre is a wonderful, if slightly insane, bunny being. He gives me lots of ideas i do not know wht to do with! So i start fanfics and dont finish them. I do not publish those ones, though. Because then YOUR plot bunnies would be sad...
Reviews make plot bunnies happy! It is like...If chocolate were healthy. That's basically what a review is to a plot bunny. So, review! I am one of those people who needs to review on EVERYTHING i read. Be one of those people, too. So, if you like a fanfic, no matter how old it is or how many reviews are already on it, review. It makes the author happy, and her plot bunny happier. :) And, so that this may be clled a story...
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN NAMED BLUEJEANS VALBLUEJEANS. HE STOLE A LOAF OF BREAD. UNFORTUENTLY, HE WAS LIKE, REALLY BAD AT THIS AND GOT CAUGHT BY A CREEPER PSYCHO CRAZY MAN, JAAAAVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT. AND THEN HE GOT PUT IN THE GALLEYS WHICH IS REALLY HARSH, MAN, REALLY HARSH.
THEN HE GOT OUT AFTER NINETEEN WINTERS. I MEAN, I'M ASSUMING SUMMERS AND SPRINGS AND FALLS, BUT HE ONLY SAYS WINTERS SO MAYBE THE SUPER PSYCHO CRAZY MAN JAAAVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT LET HIM GO ROMP IN THE GRASS.
THEN THERE WAS THIS LADY NAMED FANTINE. SHE DIED.
THEN WE LEARN SHE HAD A KID (!)
THE KID IS BEING RAISED BY EVIL PEOPLE. THEY MAKE HER A SLAVE. THEY THINK THAT THERY'RE WITTY BUT THEY'RE NOT. BORAT HAS A BAD FRENCH ACCENT.
SHE GETS TO GO BECAUSE BLUEJEANS VALBLUEJEANS PAID MONEY TO THE EVIL PEOPLE. A LOT OF MONEY.
AND THEY ESCAPE PSYCHO CRAZY MAN JAAAVERRRRRRRRRRRRRT.
AND THEN THERE IS A MAGICAL TIME WARP. DURING WHICH IT HAS BEEN THEORIZED BUT NOT PROVEN THAT BLUEJEANS VALBLUEJEANS WENT CERTIFIABLY INSANE.
AND THEN THE LITTLE GIRL WHO IS CALLED COSETTE GREW UP.
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