"LLLLLLLLeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh," LSP said, drawing out my name as far as she could.

"WHAT?!" I snapped at her, looking up from my computer screen where I was currently reading some 39 Clues fanfiction. ANA rolled her eyes at Leah and Nyana just sat in the corner, playing with a string. LSP flinched but continued.

"I wanna read too!" she huffed. "I need my yaoi!"

ANA rolled her eyes at this and so did I. "LSP, I don't need you hounding me all day with this crap. Don't you remember that we're all the same person?"

"I know, but it's not fair!" she pouted. "Just because we're all the same person doesn't mean that we're not our own individuals!"

"Do you know how contradicting that sentence is?" ANA asked her in annoyance. LSP glared at her.

"Oh, and Miss-I-Don't-Care-Because-I'm-So-Much-Better knows all," LSP said sarcastically. ANA returned with a glare of her own.

"At least I don't hover around the computer while drooling," she snarled. LSP's eyes widened.

"Well, at least I have a life!" she screamed.

"WHAT LIFE?! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND A COMPUTER ALL DAY!"

"AT LEAST I HAVE FRIENDS ONLINE!"

"OTAKU!"

"BOOKWORM!"

"GIRLS!" I yelled, unable to read my fanfiction. They both stopped and looked away. I was fuming. "You call yourselves part of me, the great Leah Sora-Parker? HA! If you can't even get along, then how am I even supposed to function? Honestly, it's like I need to watch myself. Actually, that's exactly what it is!"

"Sorry Leah," LSP muttered, not meeting my eyes. LSP was the side of me that loved yaoi and didn't really come out much, unless I was on the internet. ANA, on the other hand, was a book-loving maniac that wasn't afraid to speak her mind. LSP was quiet and timid, only coming out of her shell when reading her yaoi. And when I say come out of her shell, I mean she tossed everything out the window, jumps out said window, and goes running and screaming down the street while pumping her arms up and down. Yeah, it's that much of a 360. ANA was more of the sarcastic and leave-me-alone-before-I-kill-you type of person, loving her books and murdering anyone who came so much as to scratch it. She was also stubborn and egotistical, which didn't do a whole lot of good for me. They couldn't stand each other.

"It's not my fault that you inherited LSP's love for weird couples," ANA mumbled, her stubborn-headiness surfacing again. I went to correct her, because I wasn't their child, they were part of me, when I got the greatest idea ever.

"THAT'S IT!" I screeched excitedly and Nyana looked up from her string.

"What's it? Nya~" she asked. Nyana was-well-um... I honestly don't know. She had become part of me due to my grandma having tons of cats (most were strays and wild) and reading too many Warriors books. I guess you could call her the part of me that was a cat: easily irritable, lazy, and amused. I still make cat noises when shocked or hiss aloud when frustrated. It's an annoying habit sometimes. At least I don't say 'Nya~' after everything.

"A contest," I said excitedly. " A contest to see who can come up with the oddest couple in the 39 Clues!"

"Sounds fun, nya~!" Nyana said.

"WOW! I can't wait to see the entries!" LSP squeeled.

"Seems interesting," ANA admitted. I smiled at them.

"Thanks guys," I said as they waved good-bye. I blinked and they were gone. I smirked to myself and rubbed my hands together in anticipation. "Oh, this is going to be sweet."

And then I began.

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LOL, that's not really how it happened, I think... I really don't know! XD Anyways, the contest is simple: What's the oddest couple that you can make up in the 39 Clues?

Rules:

1. It CAN'T be an Amian, Natan, Hamnead, Nedison/Tedison, or Teagan/Neagan. No popular couples are allowed, and besides, they are simply not that odd. Also, you can use any characters in the 39 Clues series, even a character that was only briefly mentioned and never spoken of again. Note: I consider Dark Dan a separate character from Dan, therefore, Dark Dan can pair up with anyone while Dan pairs up with someone different. I will also accept DarkDanXDan (see Rule 3).

2. The rating can be anything from K to M but I would like it if it stayed around the T area. But whatever you decide on is acceptable! :D

3. Slash and incest is okay to enter! I personally don't have a problem about it.

4. It can be whatever length you want, from a short paragraph to a 30 chapter long story. Anything is accepted!

5. IT MUST HAVE ROMANCE! Whether it's fluff or something more is up to you... ;D You can do anything with the story but as long as it has romance and a weird couple, it's okay to enter! The storyline is up to you!

6. HAVE FUN! No story is complete without fun! :D

7. PM me if you want to be in the contest! If you don't, then I won't know you entered! D;

There will be a three winners (1st, 2nd, 3rd) for every category of genre. For the genres with few entries, there will only be one winner (1st). The rewards for first place are... um... a oneshot of their favorite couple by me? That's honestly the best I could come up with. The ones in second will get a little extra at the bottom of the oneshot of the first for their fave couple. The ones in third will get an honorable mention at the beginning of the oneshot and (hopefully) it will bring make more people visit you guys!

Have fun, be awesome, and make romance!

-Leah

EDIT: You have until July 30 to turn you stories in! Happy Writing! :D