Edward's Lusty Lusty!
Summary: What happens when Edward and Jasper fight? How do they actually fight? With words or do they use their powers against each other? Read and find out!
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They had just gotten home and Edward and Jasper were already at it.
The wall between their rooms was shaking. How this was happing I will tell.
"Jasper! I don't want to know that! Please, I practically eat there!" Edward yelled through the wall.
'Damn bastard!' Jasper thought.
"I can here you, you know!"
Jasper growled. He though more in depth about taking Alice and throwing her against the cafeteria table the ate at and having raving hot sex with everyone watching.
"Alice your husband's thinking about having sex with you in the cafeteria again!" Edward yelled.
"Pervert!" Alice and Rosalie shrieked.
Edward chuckled loudly, but his laughing was cut off by more incredibly ridiculous thoughts from Jasper.
"Sex in Rosalie's M3! My god Jasper, naughty thoughts!" Edward ridiculed.
"JASPER! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY CAR!" Rosalie yelled.
'You won't get the last say in this Edward!' Jasper thought as he quickly assaulted Edwards senses and made him over come with incredible lust.
'SHIT!' Edward thought as his cock suddenly pitched a tent in his pants.
"JASPER! YOU LITTLE FUCKER!"
Edward groaned deep in his throat and quickly got up, ran downstairs to the living room, and then for the next three hours tried to walk a hole in the carpet with his non stop pacing.
Alice getting sick of Edward's pacing ran upstairs to where she knew Jasper was.
"Why do I have a feeling you have something to do with Edward's pacing?"she asked.
" I don't know, maybe cuz I do?" he responded.
"What did you do to him?"
"Oh nothing, just made him overcome by some lust, I've only been attacking his senses for three hours." Jasper cooed innocently.
"Damn it Jasper, you do know he should be at Bella's right now?"
"Yea, but that's his fault, he's only adding to the lust, so technically Edward's lusty lusty." Jasper commented.
"Uh huh, and why is that."Alice asked.
"He's kept in his 'want' for so long and now its caught up to him."
"DAMN IT JASPER!" Edward yelled.
"YOU DESERVE IT!" Jasper yelled back.
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And that's a topical Edward and Jasper fight.