(Joke 1) Alister the potato
Serenity, Ponyboy, and Alister had been caught walking in Socs territory, so the Socs were chasing after them. They ducked behind an alleyway. Serenity hid in a trash can, Ponyboy hid in a dumpster, and Alister hid in a potato sack. The Socs soon came upon the alley and they looked around. Andy, the leader, knocked on the trash can. "Who's in there?" But the only noise he heard was "Meow! Meow!" Andy turned around and looked at Jo. "It's just a stray cat."
Jo was about to open the dumpster, but all she heard was, "Bark! Bark!" So he left it alone. Well, Andy and Jo were both upon the potato sack. But the only sound they heard was, "Potato! Potato! Potato!"
(Joke 2) Dirty Joke, Clean Joke
Sodapop- Hey Tracie!
Tracie- Yeah?
Sodapop- You wanna hear a joke?
Tracie- umm… sure!
Sodapop- ok. It's called dirty joke, clean joke. I think you've heard it.
Tracie - nope. I haven't.
Sodapop- smirks. Ok. Here it is. Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Tracie - umm… yea!!
Sodapop- Dally played in mud. Wanna hear a clean joke?
Tracie - yes
Sodapop- Dally took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke.
Tracie - sure
Sodapop- bubbles was a girl
(Joke 3)20 Ways You Know Alister is A Horseperson...
1)All his cloths have hay on them
2)When he fall off his horse and he is in a lot of pain and all he is worried about Is if the horse is all right.
3) He only listens to the news to hear the weather to see what the riding weather will be like.
4) He can remember all the horse related events but not to pick up Ponyboy.
5) He'll drive through a blizzard to get to the barn but the weathers too bad to drive the Two minutes to the Curtis' house.
6) He can remember any horses' birthday but not Steve's and they're twins
7) He'd rather watch a horse roll buck and run then watch TV.
8) He doesn't want to go on vacation because he'll miss his horses.
9) He always have new foal pictures in his wallet.
10) He pulls a $17,000 horse trailer with a $1,700 pickup truck.
11) You know he's a horse person because when his girlfriend complains that he Loves Hotomollie (his horse) more then he love her and his answer is: "And your point is?"
12) Dallas gave him a funny look after glancing into the back seat of His truck and he realizes Dally noticed his whips and spurs.
13) He kisses Mollie (his other horse) more often than his girlfriend, and enjoys her more.
14) He talks to the horses like they were kids.
15) All of his clothes have horsehair on them, even if they've never been worn to the barn.
16) He says whoa to his truck
17) He has spent more time on a horse's back then he has EVER spent in his truck
18) His horse get there vitamins everyday but he forgets to take his own vitamins.
19) He has considered moving into the barn because it's nicer then his house.
20)And last but not least He can always remember both horses names birthdays and any roedo at anytime but if you ask him to name everyone in the gang their birthdays and what they are going to do today he will say "I don't know? Ask me later. Better yet ask Ponykid because I'm goin' to go ride my horse"