A short dialog that popped into my head when I was bored. Just a tiny peak into the Huddy everyday relationship, at least the way I see it.
I don't own House.
"Let's switch sides."
"Shut up and go to sleep, House."
"I mean it, I like the right side better."
"The left side is perfectly fine!"
"Easy for you to say, you're sleeping on the good side!"
"Come on, House. I have to get up early tomorrow."
"Well then, Just get your huge ass off my side of the bed and I'll shut up."
"My ass is staying right here and this is my side of the bed!"
"Since when do you get to choose a side?"
"Since I'm the person who owns the bed!"
"oh, so now you're getting all possessive? I thought I was supposed to 'make myself comfortable'"
"I wouldn't have said that if I knew your definition of comfortable was making everything happen exactly how you want it!"
"Is there another definition?"
"…"
"stop rolling your eyes at me!"
"I wasn't rolling my eyes."
"Don't lie, I know you too well."
"you don't know me at all."
"oh, yeh? You don't want to switch sides because your side is right next to the phone, and if someone important will suddenly decide to call at 2AM, you have to be the first one to answer."
"That's so not true!"
"I can feel you blushing!"
"what's wrong with your side, anyway?"
"It's too hot in here."
"No, you just want to annoy the crap out of me by complaining about insignificant things.
"Why would I wanna do that?"
"Erase that smug smile from your face."
"If you won't let me sleep on the right, there'll be no morning sex!"
"riiight.. as if you'll ever get up early enough for morning sex."
"S'not my fault you're getting up when it's still dark outside."
"Some people are actually getting to work on time"
"It's ok, my boss doesn't mind."
"Well, if you don't let your boss sleep, she might give you double clinic hours tomorrow."
"Poor Taub. He'll probably be in the clinic all day."
"…"
You're doing it again.""
"What?"
"Rolling your eyes."
"No, I wasn't."
"Are we switching sides or not?"
"Since I'm an obsessive control freak who has to sleep by the phone, I don't think so."
"You're mean."
"Poor little thing. Are you gonna cry?"
"I might. Now move."
"Goodnight, House."
"Yeh, for you, maybe."
"…"
"What, now you're ignoring me?"
"…"
"I'm not gonna lie here and suffer this."
"If you want the right side so bad, you can sleep on the floor."
"I'm the cripple here. You can sleep on the floor!"
"I don't think so, sweetheart."
"Are you mocking me?"
"Yes."
"Oh, you're gonna regret this, woman!"
"House! Gimme back my blanket!"
"Not until we switch sides!"
"ughh! Fine, you can sleep here!"
"See? You could have saved us twenty minutes of arguing."
"Shut. Up."
"…."
"…."
"Cuddy?"
"what?"
"It's too cold on this side."
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