Foxdere!

Hey folks SS76 here! with my first fic. I'm really into female Naruto fics and love tsundere's and yandere's...so I was like hey! why not make a tsundere fem Naruto fic and here it is. I still haven't really decided on the pairing, leave me some suggestions and the one that pops up the most will be the chosen one. First chapter is really short just a starter, the next will be longer and more interesting.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any shape or form...if I did then Ascension of a Serpent 909 would have been my servant! but I do not own Naruto...but I do own Ascension...wanna exchange Kishi?

Chapter 1: Feisty.

Sasuke grumbled and brooded as he made his way up the stairs of Tazuna's home. He had been tasked on checking on the dobe who has been out for two days now. Damn Cyclops. He reached the room that all three males had been sharing for the duration of the mission and opened it without thinking. As soon as he opened the door something crashed into him, he stumbled back a bit from the impact and grunted as he shook his head. Whatever crashed into him cursed. He felt something soft and squishy in his hand, his gaze traveled to where his hand was. He heard growling and when he looked up he saw…the dobe?

Well the person looked like the dobe. Blond unruly hair with wild bangs framing the face. Tan bronze skin marred by three thin lines on each cheek. He owned a pair of bright blue eyes which could rival the sky. He was short barely reaching his chin, and he has a rather lithe build. He also had breasts…wait a minute breasts? He checked again and again and again, he was grabbing the dobe's left breast. He blinked as he trailed back to the blonde's face who held a terrifying glare and was growling like a predator. He noticed the blond had on a sports bra and black short shorts which hugged his rather plump hips. Wait breasts? Bra? Hips?

"D-Dobe?" the Uchiha was beyond confused as his eyes ran up and down examining his teammate.

"Boobs." Is all he said before he felt intense pain from his groin, he let out a silent scream as he dropped to his knees cupping his crotch. A tear left his eye and ran down his cheek as he realized what had happened. The dobe had used 'his' knee to attack his jewels.

"What is your fucking problem bastard!? First you crash into me then you grope me!" The Dobe barked with pure rage behind 'his' tone.

Sasuke slowly recovered and glared at the blond, he was now confused. Was Naruto a girl?

"Why do you have those?" he asked pointing at the mounds on his chest, the blond did not appear amused as his eye twitched.

"What the fuck do you mean!? I have them because I'm supposed to have them!" she replied and Sasuke raised his brow.

'Because he's supposed to have them?' the raven haired pre-teen thought before he shook his head once more and focused on the blonde who had his arms folded under his chest.

"But…you're a guy." Sasuke pointed out and just like that he felt the temperature in the room drop. He saw the pure rage on Naruto's face as soon as those left his mouth, it was similar to the look his mother gave anyone who mocked her age back when she was still alive.

"Fuck you!" with that a kick planted itself on Sasuke's abdomen and he flew back crashing into the wall opposite the room. He grunted before his eyes widened as he saw the enraged Naruto strike once more, he yelped as he moved out of the way evading a powerful punch.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?" Sasuke yelled at the angered blond who rather than verbally answering insisted on aiming for another strike on him. Sasuke let out another surprised yelp as he did his best to escape the fury of the blonde. He reached the stairs with the crazy teammate still hot on his tail. As he turned to measure the distance he was caught by another powerful kick which landed on his cheek sending him flying down the stairs.

The Uchiha grunted as he felt his back hit the wooden floor at the bottom of the stairs. He could still hear the rushed steps of the blond. He rolled out of the way in time to dodge a vicious heel to the head. He rushed to the lounge where he knew Kakashi would be able to stop the blond.

"Sasuke? What's the commotion about?" The grey haired Jonin questioned, Sasuke merely dived behind him for protection. This brought a confused look from Kakashi as he stared at his student.

"Naruto's gone berserk." Sasuke said and Kakashi's eye widened as his thoughts wondered to the Kyubi within his blond student, but then he did not feel the malicious chakra of the fox which would have alerted him a mile away.

That's when the blond showed up in nothing but his underwear and a pissed off demeanor. As soon as the blond showed he already put two and two together.

"You groped her and called her a guy?" it was more of a statement than a question, Sasuke slowly nodded his head wondering how his sensei knew that. That's when he caught the her part.

"Her?" he asked.

"Where is that little bastard!?" Naruto interrogated her sensei who gave her an eye smile.

"You shouldn't be running around in your undies now Naru-chan." Kakashi said and this elicited a growl from Naruto who did not appear to have enjoyed what Kakashi said.

" He?" she growled out and Kakashi waved his hand.

"Ma ma, it was an honest mistake Naru-chan. Sasuke did not mean to-"

"To grope me! Yeah right, he's just a perv!"

"Hang on…Naruto's…a girl!?" Sasuke exclaimed before his eyes widened and he cupped his mouth. He had just given up his position.

"There you are!"

Sasuke jumped away from his hiding spot and made it out of the house running past a confused Sakura. Naruto tried to run after him but a hand found it's way on her shoulder, she glared at the owner of the hand.

"Let me kill that perv!" Kakashi chuckled as he stared at his adorable student.

"You can kill him later, you need to put on some clothes." He said and she felt her cheeks heat up from embarrassment. She let out something he couldn't hear and she stormed off to the upper floor of the house.

Kakashi let out a sigh, he only just postponed the inevitable. Sasuke would still get a beat down from a scorned Naruto, and Kakashi couldn't really do anything about it but watch.

Sasuke returned to the house an hour later when he had believed that Naruto had calmed down. He still couldn't understand how the dobe was a girl. He…she wasn't anything like a girl, he…she didn't squeal, giggle, wear a dress, or chase him around. He…argh, she always hung out with the guys and always got in trouble…and was always grumpy. So that means he didn't kiss a guy…he actually kiss a girl…who acts like a guy, this was so confusion.

He didn't even realize that had been standing outside the door for over five minutes now. He let out a sigh as he slowly opened the door peeking around to make sure the blond was not present. He walked in and did his best to close the door as quiet as possible.

"Sasuke, could you join us for a minute?" he cursed under his breath as Kakashi had just blown his cover. He made his way to the lounge and found all the members of Team seven, including Naruto who glared at him.

"Take a seat…far from Naruto." Kakashi said pointing to the available couch. He sat down and faced his sensei who smiled.

"Now…Don't you have something to say Naru-chan?" Kakashi asked turning to the still irate blond.

"…As your teammate I will freaking kill you, you got that you little octopus head!(1)" she roared attempting to lunge at the Uchiha who leaned back into his seat hoping that Naruto wouldn't be able to reach him. He was lucky though because she had been restrained by ninja wire courtesy of Kakashi.

"Now now Naru-chan." Kakashi chided.

"..Fine…I'm sorry." She muttered while looking away.

"Now Sasuke, and Sakura…Naruto is and has always been a girl. You just never realized…and Sasuke you need to apologize to Naruto for groping her." Kakashi said.

"WHAT!?" Sakura cried out in disbelief as she stared between her teammates. Sasuke had groped Naruto who he thought was a girl instead of her who was obviously female.

"Hn, I'm sorry." The raven haired boy said and Kakashi chuckled.

"Now wasn't that easy, okay the two of you. I need to talk with Naruto privately." He said and both Sakura and Sasuke nodded. While Sakura left, Sasuke lingered as he stared at Naruto who had been ignoring him. He sighed before walking away.

"Now, let's discuss the bridge's events."

End of chapy 1.

Here it is...Sasuke just found out that Naruto is a girl...and has always been a girl. How will things change between the two...especially since Naruto want's to kill Sasuke and Sasuke is trying to make sense of what happened.

(1) Anyone who can get the reference, can pick out a tsundere scene involving Naruto.

Not much to say except for Read and Review...I'm just super tired and want to sleep.

"Bow down to the queen!"

~ (Y) Naruto.

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