I saw him, at the corner of a ruined house in the middle of an even more ruined village. I sat sitting on the roof of one of the few non-ruined houses. He had a green crossbow in his right glovecovered hand. His outfit was a mix of pink and light brown, like if he had to shoot a few nice photo's for a magazine. If he really was a hunter, why did he want to look so fancy? He would get dirty in no time.

I held a keen eye with the pink guy, even his hair was pink, damn. Wait.. Pink hair? Oh glob.. This guy is the sugar prince. Prine Gumball. I could not help it, but chuckled lightly. Of course it was the prince. He always thinks he have to do everything by himself, but what was he hunting for?

I looked the some direction as he did and saw a few zombies bending over a dead body, not human, but something else. I was not really sure. There was not much left of the outer part of the body, but there was just enough red for me to get full. I stood up and walked right out of the rooftop, just to flew down to the ground. I moved pass the prince, who pointed his crossbow at me, but he would soon put it away as I ignored him, he probably though I was zombie as well. I moved closer to the zombies, hiss softly and they all looked up from the body, looked at me and backed off. I kneeled down to the body and sucked out the red, the blood.

I made a guesture and the zombies all left, slowly, but left. I got full pretty quick so I stood up and started to leave. He could just had left me alone, but no, he had to point his green crossbow towards me and tell me to stop, but he called me a zombie. Okay, maybe I was not alive, but I AM NOT A FLIPPING ZOMBIE!

I looked at him with my blood red eyes, I looked right through his anatomy and saw soemthing that really surprised me, he actually contained blood, unbelievable. "I know you can't talk or understand me! But you are not going anywhere! I need you to get some samples of this zombie-appocalypse" he almost yelled out.

I titled my head as he pulled out something, which looked like a gag for puppies. He moved slowly towards me and stuck the gag to my mouth. "That went smoother than I thought. I must be good at this" he said and smiled as he pulled me with him. Sure, you're good. If my prey doesn't make any resisting I would be good too, jerk. I just followed him, I was actually pretty curious about what he wanted from me. Samples? What kind of samples?

He pulled me with him through the ruined village, making sure no zombies attacked us, or more likely, him. He could not care less about me. He probably thought he could just get anyother zombie, but I was not like the other zombies, I was not even a zombie, but a vampire, and not just any vampire. The only vampire left, the Vampire King of the Nightosphere.

I followed him to the Sugar Kingdom, not a place I liked. It was all to sweet and sugary, but a lot of red to drink later.

The sugar people all looked at us, some even screamed and ran off to hide. Pussy..

We finally got to the Sugar Castle. Gumball pulled me into some sort of laboratory, stuck the chain of the puppy gag to a metal bar and left me there as he walked off to glob who knows what. I looked at all the glass containers with different kind of fluids in. I even got as far as to touch one of the containers, but I quickly moved back as the prince had returned and yelled that I should not touch anything. Unbelievable, he kept talking to me like if he knew I was not a zombie, "oh nevermind. You have do brain. Zombies are brainless" he sighed and sat down by the table I was standing at, he started to mix different kind of fluids.

I looked curious at his work and he noticed. "Uhm.. Could you..?" he looked at me, but soon looked away as he sighed, remembering that I could not talk. I had not been flying, not even a second, I wanted to surprise this stupid prince by suddenly talk and fly around. He sure thought his brain was so damn clever and big, but he is the one, who cannot see the difference from a zombie and a vampire. Okay, maybe I could not blame him, he is too young to have ever meet a vampire, but still, stupid.

He suddenly stood up and reached his right hand out for my head, in his left he had the fluid mix. I looked at the fluid, acid! I moved back and fought to get free of the prince's grib, which was easier than I thought. "What the cabbage?" he looked surprised at me as I hissed, "you aren't a normal zombie" he said and only now noticing the two small holes at the right side of my neck, "vampire bite..?!" he took a step backwards and looked terrifyed at me, "and that pale grey skin.. The hissing! Oh my glob! You're a vampire!" he fell on his little pink butt as he gasped. I wrapped my fingers around the wire puppy gag and tore it apart. Gumball fought his way up standing and ran towards his crossbow, and I let him. He grabbed it and shot and arrow at me, right through my non-beating heart. I pretended to fall to the ground and "died".

Prince Gumball moved slowly towards me, I could feel his fear, it made his body tremble. He kneeled beside me and looked at me, but his heart would soon start to beat like a thousand running horses. I grabbed him by the back of his neck and pulled him closer to my face, his ear close to my mouth, "vampire indeed" I whispered and pulled out the arrow, which was just a few inches away fro Gumball's left eye. His eyes showed nothing more, but fear and I enjoyed that. The arrow did not have any blood on it, of course, and I could just let it fall to the floor. I let go of the prince, who instantly stood up and ran towards the only door in the room, but I was too fast for him. I was already standing infront of the door and locked it, "oh no.. Don't leave now" I turned towards he frightened prince, "I am not doen with you" I said and walked towards him.