A quick solution to all your Mary-Sues, slash, etc. problems.
Disclaimer: Hogwarts and all things Harry Potter belong to Ms. Rowling. Nuclear missiles, in general, are property of the US.
It was Ron's seventh year. It was Hermione's seventh year, and it was also Harry's seventh year. It was also the seventh year for anyone who had made it past the year that had preceded it. Harry and all the other Griffindors were enjoying their Hogwart-ish foods and laughed about Hogwart-ish things. No one had a care in the world because, after all, this was seventh year one is not supposed to care about things when one has reached his final year in school. Unfortunately for the denizens of that fair school, President Azalea of the US had declared England a member country of the Axis of Evil, Doom, and Unfriendliness (or would that be Axes?). Four thousand five hundred eighty- seven and a half nuclear missiles razed the whole of the United Kingdom. Hogwarts, and everyone in it, was obliterated, thus ending the need to write further fanfics about them.
If you review, remember: Flames are fun, but matches are dangerous.
Disclaimer: Hogwarts and all things Harry Potter belong to Ms. Rowling. Nuclear missiles, in general, are property of the US.
It was Ron's seventh year. It was Hermione's seventh year, and it was also Harry's seventh year. It was also the seventh year for anyone who had made it past the year that had preceded it. Harry and all the other Griffindors were enjoying their Hogwart-ish foods and laughed about Hogwart-ish things. No one had a care in the world because, after all, this was seventh year one is not supposed to care about things when one has reached his final year in school. Unfortunately for the denizens of that fair school, President Azalea of the US had declared England a member country of the Axis of Evil, Doom, and Unfriendliness (or would that be Axes?). Four thousand five hundred eighty- seven and a half nuclear missiles razed the whole of the United Kingdom. Hogwarts, and everyone in it, was obliterated, thus ending the need to write further fanfics about them.
If you review, remember: Flames are fun, but matches are dangerous.