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Introducing Bruce Punisher and Michele Berry:
Bruce Punisher once known as Bruce Berry is Rachel Berry's Cousin he changed his last name because he did not like it. He is a military brat and he always wears a gray shirt green army pants, army boots, and an open green army jacket. In fact he has a closet full of gray shirts and green army pants. He lived with Rachel for a while and discovered that she had a multiple personality disorder. She had her real personality Rachel and her second personality Michele. Michele is more dangerous than Rachel in that if you do stuff to her she will get you back but the thing that is scary about Michele is that when Rachel switches personalities from Rachel to Michele her vocal range increases to louder than an opera singers. Michele's voice is so strong that if you are too close to her when she screams at the top of her lungs you will go deaf temporarily. Bruce wanted to keep Rachel safe from bad decisions that he knew Michele was bound to make and he also knew that Michele listened to him more than anyone so one day when they were young Bruce told Michele to stay as Rachel until he said otherwise and many, many, years later he completely forgot.
In Principles Office:
Bruce: listen Mr. figgins I am here because as u know I just transferred here and I would like to start a club, now before say no I would like to say that this club will not use any of the school's fund's at all any thing we do with money will be funded solely by me and anyone else who joins.
figgins: and what is this club
Bruce: well it's very simple, I am Rachel Berry's cousin and I know how badly this school's glee club is treated and I would like to start a club dedicated to protecting and helping the glee club in any way I can.
figgins: and u won't use any of the school's fund's
Bruce: not at all
figgins: very well Mr. Punisher u may start this club what do u call it
Bruce: The Glee Guard
figgins would never admit it but he was ecstatic because he had always wanted to help the glee club but he couldn't without spending money and now he can help them and it wouldn't cost him a thing.
figgins: now while I have given u permission a club cannot only have one person.
Bruce: oh I know and I have the perfect person.
figgins: now your club meetings will be at the same time of glee club meetings and in the same room.
Bruce: thank you.
Then he left and he saw it was about time for glee club so he decided to go say hi to Rachel.
Glee Meeting
Mr. Shue wrote the word Ballad on the board
Shue: now who can tell me what a ballad is
Kurt: it's a love
Shue: yes but they don't always express love, Ballads are story's set to music which is why their the perfect storm of self expression we sing Ballads in order express feeling we can't get out any other way, now their a new rule at sectionals this year, we have to perform a ballad.
Rachel was about to comment when Bruce walked thru the door she couldn't believe her eye's.
Rachel: OH MY GOD, BRUCE
She ran and hugged him
Bruce: oh okay stop, stop hey little cousin how are you doing.
Rachel: I'm fine but what are you doing here.
Bruce: I'm moving back in with you and transferring here as a sophomore.
Rachel: that's great so when will you start going to school here.
Bruce: tomorrow and not only that but the principle gave me permission to start a new club that is completely unfunded by the school.
Rachel: what kind of club
Bruce: it's called Glee Guard, and it's a club completely dedicated to helping and defending the glee club and figgins has also given me permission to deal with people who mess with you guy's however I see fit so what do you say Rachel want to join.
Rachel was ecstatic
Rachel: yes of course I will, now I will finally be able to teach those idiot's a thing or two, oh and Bruce come and introduce yourself to the glee club.