Character Data 2: Officer Hamez Maximillian

by Tales of the Wasteland-Corp

(Please leave comments to expect more content sooner rather than later) Sup dudes this starts the second character evaluation throughout the series. Nothing too big really. Its pretty self-explanatory! So dig right in if you want to know more about your favorite characters...which is me obviously.

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Character Data #2

Sup dudes! It's me, Buttosai the Handsome! I was asked by many audience members to make a character bio of not only me but everyone that is significant in some way in this story that goes on for eternity.

YOU THOUGHT

No one gave Tales of the Wasteland any reviews, no one gave them any feedback, and no one commented on how gorgeous I am! It ain't easy being me without criticism from viewers like yourself...

Anyways, here we have the data from my new partner in crime, Hamez Maximillian! In case you guys forgot, he's a high-ranking officer of the North Starboard Knights that is a branch of some unknown entity with the title "Supreme Authority". He's also the first to fail in an attempt to put an end to my gorgeous life. Deep down though, we all have to admit...HE'S A DUSH BAG. Nothing like insulting someone on your own Data Analysis, right? And now, without further ado, here's what we know so far of Officer Hamez Maximillian!

-Name: Hamez Maximillian

-Alias: Officer Max

-Age: 24

-Height: 5'8

-Intelligence: 4.5:10

-Occupation: He's currently a high-ranking officer in charge of leading a faction of North Starboard

Knights. His rank is of Lieutenant General Commanding Officer.

-Friends: Appears to have some connection to Caz Warudo.

-Hair Color: Navy Blue

-Foot size: Size 12 universally

-Birthday: February 28 (on standard calendar)

-#1 Hobby: Polishing the barrels of his guns. And you thought I was weird?

-Sexuality: He's definitely straight. Word on the street is that he has a girlfriend...

-Abillities: Currently, he has authority to call in North Starboard Knights and knows how to use a

gun.

He surprisingly can analyze a situation at a decent speed.

Being annoying.

-Weapon: Energy blaster and probably other kinds of guns.

-Dislikes: Injustice, criminals, tofu, and me.

-Weakness: I SWEAR HIS COCKINESS IS GOING TO GET HIM KILLED ONE DAY.

Man, that was fun; don't ask me how I was able to gather this information from him. You see, the current me is already out of prison. But NO MORE SPOILERS. That wouldn't be any fun, would it? See, I'm not nearly as bad as people say I am. And this pretty much summarizes all of Officer Max!

Don't worry people, as the tale goes on the data collection will update. There are many people that are just dying to be stalked...I mean recorded into the data analysis. Another thing, please don't hate me when I say this, but Officer Max isn't interested in the Otaku network like I am. He thinks anime sucks and that it's nothing but images that guys watch whenever their girlfriend breakup with them. OUCH. We know anime is cool, right? You agree with me, right?

IF YOU DO, THEN COMMENT AND GIVE ME YOUR REVIEWS! THAT WILL MAKE ME AN EVEN MORE GORGEOUS MAN