My first series of RoyxRiza. Short stories based on the Girl Rules I once found from the Internet, not made by me. The rules come in a random order, not sure if I will write anything about all of them.

In a sunny afternoon at HQ Riza Hawkeye was walking through the corridors with her good friend Maria Ross, chatting with her about some random things in work, life and men. Riza was currently listening to Maria who was talking about how the Brosh guy had once again tried to hit on her, still not getting that she wasn't interested, when the women passed colonel Mustang's door.

Riza couldn't help but pay a little bit of attention to it, since she knew that inside the office was her own, lovely boyfriend, probably working hard so he could go home early and spend some alone time with Riza…

"No way!" Riza suddenly heard Jean Havoc shout and she stepped closer the door.

"Oh yes, that's true." Riza heard Roy saying now and she became curious to know what the men were taking about.

"You couldn't tell that about Riza just by the way she is." Breda said, clearly amazed by something. Now that Riza knew that it was she they were talking about, she had to find out more so she pressed the side of her head against the door.

"I know, wasn't expecting anything like that either." Roy was saying. "But believe it or not, when I came home last Friday…"

Last Friday, Riza gasped as she heard the words. Yes, last Friday there had happened something very surprising, something so un-Riza… and something not to discuss with the guy's from the office..!

"…And in that position, you could finally see how big they actually are!" Roy exclaimed and Riza heard the other men to do wolf whistles. Shocked and humiliated, Riza threw away from the door, blushing like mad.

"Riza, are you okay?" Maria asked confused, wondering her friend's sudden interest in the colonel's door and as sudden jerking away from it.

Riza slowed down her breath, closed her eyes and exhaled deeply. Then a sly smirk formed on her lips and she shook her head. "I'm fine." Riza confirmed her friend and smiled wickedly. "But," the started walking again, leaving Roy's office behind. "Have I ever really told you how extremely short…"


Don't brag to your friends. Unless you want us to discuss with the girls how small is yours…

I think this is funny :D Review and tell what do you like :3