aladin was on a quest... he hat to find some nippels. every1 thort he wos really weird becos he had no niples. it made him cry. so he asked the oracle 'where can i find some nipples?"
"in a mgical land." she rpely
"what like narnia?"
"noo idiot, i can only asnwer one question."
"wtf how DAER u call me an IDYAT!?"
"shut up noob i sed only one qesten."
Aladin angried away, he saw princess jasmin
"printess can you help me I have no nipples"
"LOL" wos all she sed
He angried to far away place, to the cave of wnoders. he luked arownd but he cudent fined any nipples, just a loser genie lamp. he rubed the lamp anyway. "i am a genie
said the genie:
"I wish for niepls"
"nope thats against the rooles - the rules are I carnt kill any1, cant make anyone fall in love, no wishing for more wishes and ABOVE ALL no wishing for nipples."
aladin cried, then he fownd a comptuer even tho it waas likethe mediavel times and they hardent been evented yet
he wnet on ebay and bort some nipldss
yay