Submitted at 5:32 am Central time zone, US.
Tim was going through the mailbox and he saw something that had more interest than Chouji actually looking for a turnip to throw at a Lincoln Town Car that was not even sexy. It was a magazine for Costco!
Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere...
"yo, Norbert, why are using a skillet to comb your armpit hairs?" asked a brown beaver as he was twirling his thumbs so fast that he began twirling into helicopter and destroyed their dam (yes, not damn) house that looked like it was modeled by someone who learned to speak Korean as her first language when she was 13.
"we need help!" Shouted the beavers.
"looks like I am going to help the beavers that I sensed with my beaver senses!" He grabbed his whistle and his trusty ostrich Sandra appeared.