I told myself some time ago that before I quit writing fanfiction (to focus on writing originals), I would write yaoi, a crossover and a reader x character fics each. Well, I'm not planning on quitting anytime soon. But I just had the sudden whim to write this dark yaoi smut, since I can't get it out of my mind...xD

This is my first attempt in writing yaoi and smut, can't believe it went together like this...xD Hope you guys like it! ;)

Happy Walpurgisnacht!

"Our Cute Little Uke"

Chapter 01: The Answer Is Always Rape.

Mukuro and Kyouya had been going out for about a month now, starting from bloody fights and killing intents, it was truly unbelievable how they both ended up developing romantic feelings for each other, so to say. After the whole fiasco of high school wars between Namimori and Kokuyou, Mukuro had just recently decided to transfer into the high school of his new boyfriend. Of course, everyone knew of his infamous reputation and so he was promptly avoided by the entire student population. Not to say that it bothered him, he would've preferred it that way from the beginning, although he does hear a couple of rumors that he transferred because he lost to Kyouya. That was okay he guessed, it didn't really bother him as much as he thought it would. Maybe because they were now going out?

Weird. It sounded really creepy in his mind. Well, they never really had an explicit proclamation of it. One day they just decided to hell with it and made a truce. Fighting was fun and all, but when no one wins and everything just goes on in a somewhat infinite loop, even they would get sick of it. Attempts on getting each other riled up was also getting old. It felt like a joke that just wasn't funny anymore, and now when they look back at it, it also seems that they've matured? Grown up? Whatever, the main point is that they've made up and all is going well.

Except in terms of sexual endeavors.

Both of them admitted to it the first time, it was gross. Downright disgusting. Filthy stinkin' shit. Why in six hell's would a guy willingly stick his ass up for any guy? Or why would any guy want to stick his cock into someone else's shit pipe? Seriously, shit comes out of there! Mukuro shivered just thinking about it. It also got very awkward after that and both of them didn't know what to do. Still, Mukuro was relieved Kyouya didn't want to bend over or have him bend over, which only concluded that they were both straight. No duh, of course they were. But more importantly, they were both seme. So what do they do about it? They still liked each other, and were comforted by each other's presence.

They just didn't want to fuck. So it looks like kissing, and not french mind you, is as far as it goes.

Mukuro sighed, it's not that he was horny. It's just that they tried and the result was depressing. How do they carry on from this? And where is this relationship supposed to go if they can't go any further? He sighed again, maybe they just needed more time. To get used to things, to learn the ways of swinging the other way. Still, he doesn't really feel like he's gay. It's just that he was attracted to another guy and vice-versa. That's it. It really just ends there.

He turned the corner, and Namimori High School finally came to view. It certainly was a more refreshing sight compared to Kokuyou's wasteland, still there were things that needed to be taken care of, that's why they still have the Disciplinary Committee, led by none other than his boyfriend. He inwardly tried not to grimace at that.

He entered the school's premises and headed straight for the Reception room, he was already on the second floor when he caught a glimpse of Kyouya through the window. Kyouya's back was turned to him but there was no way anyone would be caught dead wearing that same armband. Along with three other members of the committee, they were flocking over at the back of the next building. Suddenly, Kyouya knelt down and that's when Mukuro saw what the commotion was about.

It was a child, no, more like a short freshman student. He was unconscious, stripped to his boxers and had countless cuts and bruises all over his body. A serious case of bullying, Mukuro concluded in his mind. It was pitiful. But that was none of his business, he didn't care either. Things like that happened all the time, it was worse at Kokuyou. He decided he'd just wait for Kyouya in the office, but before he was able to tear his eyes away from the scene, he saw something he never would've expected.

Kyouya removed his coat and wrapped it around the kid. Then he proceeded to cradle the boy in his arms and gently lifted him up to carry him away. To normal people, it would seem that Kyouya had been as cold and stoic as ever, but Mukuro knew him all too well. After all, it was no secret that Kyouya had always been fond of little animals.

The first time it happened, Mukuro didn't think much of it. In fact, he'd rather just forget the whole thing, but when it kept on repeating and repeating every damn time, he was not just gonna stand there and fucking take it.

The kid, Sawada Tsunayoshi he later found out, was a problem child and a very troublesome one at that. He didn't do anything wrong per se, but almost all the damn boys in this school just kept picking on him, at worse even girls. In only a span of one week he managed to get bugs inside his locker, his shoes up a tree, his PE uniform got vandalized, got himself locked up in a broom closet, have his bag thrown into the pool, and himself into said pool, among many other things. The worse times would be when they caught him in the bathroom, they'd strip him to his boxers and take pictures. When the girls get involved, they make him wear their uniform and spend the rest of the day in a skirt! He was really living up to his title, 'Dame-Tsuna' as they called him.

Nonetheless, he was just a magnet for trouble, and every fucking time, it was Kyouya who had to take care of it. He thought he was just getting jealous, but rather than Kyouya, Mukuro started redirecting more of his attention towards the boy. Call it curiosity if you must, but when he asked Kyouya about the kid, he just shrugged and said that the kid makes a perfect bait. Mukuro guessed the kid was useful in that way since he's a good reason for Kyouya to beat up those troublemakers. But still, when he saw Kyouya cradle him that day, he knew there was something more to it.

And so he found himself, looking for the boy during lunch time. Tsunayoshi sneaking outside the fire exit of the third floor, carrying with him whatever kind of lunch he managed to buy from the cafeteria without catching the attention of the bullies. Mukuro frowned, thinking that's where the kid is forced to eat his lunch. He followed him and exited the building, the kid was sitting down on the steps, opening the package of his sandwich.

Without further ado, Mukuro sat himself beside the boy, and in that same instant he heard him shriek.

"Hiiiee!" Tsuna jolted and pushed himself back to the railings, eyes wide in terror as he clutched his sandwich to his chest, in a tight fist as if his life depended on it.

"You're ruining your lunch," Mukuro noted audibly as he examined the boy, he looked normal enough, nothing special. Although, he was a scaredy-cat.

"Yo-you startled me," Tsuna calmed down a little after sensing Mukuro won't be making any more movements. He looked down on his partially crushed sandwich and frowned.

"You always eat here?" Mukuro tried a casual conversation, flawlessly hiding his amusement of the latter's stuttering.

"Sometimes, it depends on how crowded it gets inside," Tsuna was still on high alert, he recognized this guy as that delinquent from the other school who transferred after getting beaten by Hibari-san.

"You seem normal enough," Mukuro allowed himself to blurt out. "I got a little curious about you since you're always getting bullied."

It took Tsuna a little while to reply. He held his head down, looking away. "I didn't do anything wrong."

"I know, that's why I got curious," he continued to stare despite the obvious discomfort of the other guy. It was somewhat fun to watch the younger boy squirm in his seat.

"Did you want something from me?" Tsuna asked shifting on his legs.

"Nothing really..." Mukuro was unsure if he wanted to continue. "Why do you think those guys always bully you?"

Tsuna glanced at him, "I don't know."

"Don't you have friends?" Mukuro didn't know what came over him, he wasn't thinking anything when he said that.

"None that I'm aware of," Tsuna started nibbling on his food.

"Oya? Well, I don't have any friends either, how about that?" Mukuro smiled and offered a hand, "Rokudo Mukuro."

"Sawada Tsunayoshi," the younger boy shook his hand, giving him a shy smile of his own. "But you can just call me Tsuna."

Mukuro raised an eyebrow, that was actually kinda cute. Now that he looked at him up close, the kid undeniably had effeminate features. His eyes were big and bright, his cheeks were easily flushed, his lips were pink and pouty. He had a short build, slim and thin. He was too easily trusting, completely meek, timid, vulnerable and defenseless.

Now Mukuro understands why the kid was always bullied. Along with a somewhat amusing realization. He smirked to himself, a mischievous glint in his eyes.

Tsunayoshi Sawada is an uke. Perfect.

Hibari felt a nerve throbbing at the side of his head, he's been really agitated these past few days and the stress had been steadily building up, he could just kill someone. How tempting. He sighed slowly, tried deep breathing in ten counts. But it wasn't working, those kind of things never work for him. And the only stress reliever that did, was beating up a few delinquents in a bloody mess. Too bad, because today had been a relatively peaceful day with no kind of disturbances whatsoever. That's odd. Isn't the herbivore supposed to be attracting bullies into trouble for him? But nothing has been reported since this morning, and that's just the usual late-comers, that's all.

He glanced at the clock, it was almost time to go. He supposed he could just go make his usual rounds, through the school to make sure nobody stays any later than necessary. Then he could walk around town, not that he needed to but he wanted an excuse to look for gangsters to beat up, or rather discipline. He stood up, grabbed his tonfas and swiftly made his way through the door. Followed by the committee members, they proceeded to stroll around campus. Of course, no one would wanna be caught by the Chairman of the Disciplinary Committee himself, so there was not a single student in sight.

Hibari didn't stay out for too long, it took him only an hour to rake through the shopping district. He didn't like staying there since people were crowding and noisy. He managed to catch a pickpocketer and two thugs, but that was hardly enough to sate his bloodthirst. And it was times like these when he missed fighting with the annoying pineapple, though he would never admit it out loud. Mukuro's sly and tricky, but he was also strong, Hibari would give him that. It's because of Mukuro that he was able to fight for as much as he wanted, he didn't have to worry about killing the guy since that was nearly impossible. He also didn't have to hold back because he knew the other guy could handle it. Although, sometimes that pissed him off too.

Now that he thought about it, he hasn't seen Mukuro since this morning, when he asked about the herbivore. That pineapple better not be skipping classes again. Hibari continued to muse, he should be home by now. It was a little weird to acknowledge, but Hibari had been living with Mukuro for two weeks after they got together. Now it's not that they couldn't separate with each other, of course not. But after Mukuro told him that he wanted to transfer schools, Hibari didn't want him to travel all the way from Kokuyou just to go to Namimori everyday. So, he offered the spare room in his apartment, they could just be like dorm mates or something. Besides, thinking back at Kokuyou and Mukuro's living space there, which was an abandoned building, Hibari thought it was the least he could do. After all, they're going out now aren't they?

Creepy.

They were together, but it was still creepy. They admitted taking a liking to each other, but it was still creepy. Why the hell can't he get that shiver out of his system every time he restates the fact that he was going out with Mukuro now? But really, it wasn't their fault they were straight before all of this happened. They were still new to this kind of swing, not that they were over-thinking things, both of them just didn't want to be inconsiderate. That's how it is, right? That's how couples should be, right?

Hibari visibly shivered again, thinking the two of them were a couple... was also creepy.

But really, if both of them thought being with each other would be so creepy, then how the hell did they end up getting together in the first place? Ah, let's see... It was during the final turf war between Namimori and Kokuyou. They were the leaders, also the last pair standing. One minute they were rolling in the ground, desperately trying to tear each other's head off and then the next minute they were kissing. Okay! Stop right there, that was absolutely an accident! One eventful memory he'd really rather not have. Regardless, it was how everything started.

He stopped in his tracks to heave a deep breath, before looking up at the apartment building. He knew exactly where his unit was and the light coming through the window tells him Mukuro was home. He released the breath he held as he entered the doors, he wasn't particularly excited to see the pineapple, but going home now didn't feel as lonely as it used to.

To say that Hibari was surprised to see the pineapple inside his bedroom was an understatement, he had deliberately forbidden Mukuro from entering his room prior to his moving in. But he wasn't the only one inside. Right on his king-sized bed sat Sawada Tsunayoshi, both of his hands were hidden behind him and it was obvious how uncomfortable he was as he continued to squirm. Mukuro on the other hand, was leaning by the window. He had such an amused look on his face as he watched the herbivore.

"What's going on, Pineapple?" Hibari asked straight to the point.

"Welcome home, Kyouya~ You're quite early today," Mukuro greeted with a wide smile.

He was too happy in Hibari's opinion, but before he was able to make a comment he heard a small whimper. It was coming from Tsunayoshi. He frowned. "What's wrong with him? And why is he here?"

"Do you like it? He's my gift to us, to celebrate our getting together~ After all, today's our first monthsary~!" Mukuro announced as if it was the most expected thing in the world.

"What?" Hibari stated dryly, confused and impatient.

"Observe, my dear Kyouya," Mukuro motioned his hands towards Tsunayoshi.

Hibari felt a vein twitch, hearing Mukuro's endearment was also downright creepy. But nonetheless he did as the pineapple said and watched the herbivore. In only a matter of a few seconds, he felt his eyes slowly widen, realization dawning. Tsunayoshi had his head bowed down, both hands were tied behind him. He didn't notice it before, but his pants didn't reach his bottom, his underwear too. His shirt covered what needed to be covered though. The carnivore suppressed a grimace, there was something more to this scene that he was still missing. The little animal continued to squirm, he was a little red in the face and he was heaving heavy breaths.

"What did you do to him?" Hibari inquired for the last time.

"Nothing much, I was just thinking... you know we have that certain problem?" Mukuro dawdled, walking over to Tsunayoshi and sitting beside the boy.

"Tsunayoshi has nothing to do with us," Hibari tried to be calm, so far he's been very patient with Mukuro if he had to say so himself.

"Yes, but I was wondering if he would be able to help us," Mukuro started stroking Tsuna's hair.

And suddenly, there was the sharp point of a steel tonfa near his throat. "Get on with it, pineapple."

"All right, all right. Let me explain, I am well aware that you aren't the most patient person in the world." Mukuro pushed the tonfa away, before wrapping an arm around Tsuna's shoulder. With his other hand he held Tsuna by the chin and raised his face to show Kyouya how red it really was. "Look closely, Kyouya. This is what an uke looks like."

"Teary eyes, red cheeks, trembling lips. Small stature, shaking figure, silent whimpers. Completely vulnerable and defenseless," Mukuro leered. "He's perfect, isn't he? Tsunayoshi is the solution to all of our problems, he will be the uke for the both of us who are seme."

"Wha-haa-at? Noo-ahh, please do-n't," Tsuna tried to tell him off, helplessly aware that Mukuro's hand, which was supposed to be on his shoulder, was now resting on his hip.

Hibari regarded Tsuna, and then looked at Mukuro who seemed far too pleased at teasing the small herbivore. "You do realize that what you're planning to do with him is called rape, don't you, pineapple?"

"Not if he's willing," Mukuro rubbed cheeks with Tsuna.

"Tsunayoshi is clearly not willing," Hibari tried again.

"Nonsense, he's actually been begging for it since he came here," Mukuro defended.

"Is that true, Tsunayoshi?" Hibari turned to Tsuna with a frown.

"Whaa-ah? Nooo-uh, just... he-he put something in-side, ahh," Tsuna was as red as he can be, and his panting did not help the growing tension.

"You put something in him?" Hibari looked incredulous.

"Just a tiny vibrator to aid his training. But don't worry, it's the egg type so you can just easily pull it out," Mukuro explained with a smile.

"Take it out, take it out now," Hibari growled. He never once thought the pineapple would be this kind of a person, this wouldn't even count as bullying anymore, it's a sexual assault and that strongly goes against his principles of discipline.

"Why are you so mad all of a sudden? Why don't you take it out then?" Mukuro released Tsuna, pulled his pants and underwear completely off then lifted one of his legs, revealing his nakedness and a remote control attached to a cord that's inside his anus.

"Waaah! Nooo! Nnggh, just-ahh, let me-me go," Tsuna struggled, but Mukuro kept him in place.

Hibari on the other hand knew Mukuro won't release Tsuna that easily, not when he's having too much fun. So despite his own face heating up, he walked closer to the two on the bed. He sighed and glared at Mukuro one last time before lifting his hand to hold the remote. He only has to pull it out, right? But he didn't want to hurt the herbivore so he supposed he'd do it slowly. He tugged on the cord eliciting a moan from the herbivore which only got louder and more erotic as he slowly pulled the vibrator out. By the time it popped out, not only Hibari's face but also Mukuro's were as red as Tsuna's.

"Pineapple, I'll bite you to death," Hibari seethed in embarrassment, tossing the wretched vibrator into the nearest bin.

"Bite me? But that's what I brought Tsunayoshi-kun here for, so you can bite him instead," Mukuro was still a bit flushed, but he still managed to get the tease out.

"Enough of your nonsense! Untie him and let him leave," Hibari could already feel the tightening in his pants, he has to kick the herbivore out and fast.

"No can do, Kyouya. Can't you see that Tsunayoshi-kun can't even stand up anymore?" Mukuro released his hold and stood up, causing Tsuna to plop down in a whimpering mess, his panting becoming more ragged.

Something clicked in Hibari and it could be the only explanation, he stared at Mukuro in disbelief. "You drugged him."

"What~? Of course not, I just gave him a little bit of an aphrodisiac to make things easier for you~" Mukuro waved him off with a laugh.

Unfortunately for him, his boyfriend wasn't going to take any more of his shit. Hibari quickly grabbed him on the collar and slammed him on the wall. "What the hell are you trying to do, pineapple?"

Mukuro flinched, then sneered instantly. "I told you, Tsunayoshi-kun will be our uke from now on. I want you to take him first as a gift, since you're a virgin too, aren't you?"

Hibari tried to choke him, "I'm not going to fuck him." Then he released Mukuro and pushed him on the floor.

"If you don't want to then I will, but would you really be fine with that? You like him, don't you?" Mukuro sat up but he didn't stand, he didn't want to trigger any more of Kyouya's violent reflexes.

"Whatever gave you that idea?" Hibari tried to brush him off, crossing his arms in defense.

"I saw you the other day, cradling him as gently as you can in your loving arms. I always did knew you liked small animals, and Tsunayoshi-kun counts in a sense, doesn't he?" Mukuro finally stood up, but he didn't move from his spot. "This will be a starting point for us. And it's not hard to like Tsunayoshi-kun, he's a good boy. Also, if he's with us then no one would bully him anymore. We'll take care of him and love him lots, so it's fine isn't it?"

"Aren't you just jealous? And there's no such thing as a three-way relationship," Hibari reasoned even when he knew there was no merit in that argument, Mukuro knew he was slowly relenting.

"I thought so too at first, but I kinda like the boy too... Anyway it doesn't really matter, we're all guys to begin with. What could be worse?" Mukuro took this chance to approach Kyouya and coax him further. "You can just think of him as our son-"

"You don't fuck your son," Hibari cut him off.

"Some people actually do that you know... But anyway, a pet perhaps? Or a Love doll?" Mukuro motioned his hands around, shaking his head towards Kyouya.

"You mean a fuck toy," Hibari gave him a dead stare.

"Now that's just putting it harshly," Mukuro frowned at him.

The initial tension they felt out of embarrassment slowly faded away, but before they completely forgot the half-naked Tsuna sitting in Hibari's bed, he reminded them that he was still there.

"Uh-uhmm, ca-can I puh-please go to-to the ba-athh-room?" Tsuna was already crying, squirming uncomfortably as he struggled hiding his erection with his legs since his hands were still bound.

"Awww~ but I'm sorry Tsunayoshi-kun. If you wanna go, just go right there on the bed," Mukuro smiled like an angel that he definitely was not.

Tsuna shook his head and whimpered before turning his face towards the bed, wiping his tears on the blanket. He was lying in fetal position except for his hands, and his form continued to shake.

"See, Kyouya? It won't be any longer 'til he can't take it anymore, so you should help him. Of course, I won't let you just jerk him off," Mukuro smirked.

"Why are you pushing him onto me like this? Aren't you supposed to be my boyfriend?" Hibari knew Mukuro had a few loose screws, he just never thought he'd go this far.

"I told you already, if we want to learn how two semes fuck, we should start fucking an uke first. But if you really don't want to, then I won't force you," Mukuro went over to Tsuna and cradled him, nuzzling into the smaller boy's hair. "Too bad ne, Tsunayoshi-kun? Looks like I have to take you after all."

"Nooo-ahh! Ple-ase dun-don't," Tsuna flailed helplessly as Mukuro slowly snaked a hand around his arousal, pumping him slowly for a start. He was getting really dizzy and hot and weird, but he had to admit he was starting to feel really good down there as well.

Mukuro made Hibari watch as he slowly made Tsuna cum, shooting semen all over the floor towards his boyfriend's direction. "That was quick, sorry for your floor, Kyouya."

Hibari's expression became darker, and Mukuro struggled not to flinch at that but he was already starting to think if he should regret ever trying such a stunt in the first place. Hibari walked over to them, positioning himself in front of Tsuna as he spread the boy's legs open. And that's when Mukuro knew he'd won. Tsuna on the other hand, was still catching his breath, coming down from the high of his orgasm. He didn't notice what Hibari was doing until the prefect announced his intrusion.

"Herbivore," Hibari called as he leaned over Tsuna, Mukuro then released his hold and gave way. "I'm going to make you cum again, you need to cum a lot in order to get the drug out of your system."

Mukuro stood on the side of the bed, fishing his phone from his pants. He had intended to record everything from the beginning. All the while, Tsuna couldn't understand what was going on, let alone give an answer. All he could do was whimper, and that's the only confirmation Hibari's been waiting for.

Hibari tested a kiss on Tsuna, then he anchored one of the herbivore's legs in his arm, keeping both hands on the smaller boy's hip. He positioned himself and slowly eased the head of his cock inside Tsuna, earning a moan from him. Little by little, he pushed his length in, not forgetting to nip and kiss at the herbivore to distract him.

When suddenly, Tsuna screamed.

Hibari jolted and was obviously confused, he didn't know if he should pull out or keep going.

"What the hell are you doing, Kyouya? Be gentle, it's his first time," Mukuro reprimanded him from the side.

"I'm going as slow as I can, pineapple! I don't know why he suddenly screamed," Kyouya tried comforting the smaller boy, kissing him all over the face.

"You must've hit his prostate by accident, wait for a while before continuing," Mukuro sighed. Sure he was the one who started all this but he didn't want to hurt the boy, at least not more than necessary.

When Tsuna calmed down, Hibari wiped his tears and kissed him again, before he started pushing himself in again. Then finally, they were fully connected. Tsuna had taken all of him up to the very hilt, he let out a grunt. It was so hot and tight inside the herbivore, it felt like he was being sucked further inside. It was just overwhelming, he couldn't even find the right words to express how good it felt. Maybe it was because that was his first time too, but it just felt amazing. He kissed Tsuna on the lips again, but this time he pushed through with his tongue, mapping every teeth and corner of his new uke. Sucking and mixing their saliva as their tongues dance. This was the first time he's ever used his tongue, God forbid if he would do this with Mukuro as well, but with Tsuna, he decided that he liked it and it felt good, he certainly wouldn't mind doing it again in the future. He also allowed his hands to roam the little body beneath him, from now on this was his possession. Well, he had to share him with Mukuro but that doesn't matter. Tsuna was theirs, a conjugal property.

He slowly pulled on himself until only the head remained, giving Tsuna a kiss on the forehead before slamming into him with great abandon. Eyes blinded by lust, Hibari continued to pound. On the other end, Tsuna screamed and cried and moaned. It was a mix of pain and pleasure and it left him completely breathless. He was still confused and dizzy and he didn't understand what was going on at all. But there was one thing he knew, it felt amazingly good and he was going to cum again. And that was all he cared about at the moment. Nothing else mattered.

Not Hibari who was raping him.

Not Mukuro who was taking a video of them.

Not even himself or his future.

He was going to cum, and came he did.

"Ahh... he fainted."

AN:

Forgive me for the OOC-ness!

And of course, I know both Hibari and Mukuro could be uke as well, but for the sake of this story, forget that...xP

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— Lynx

04302015